Am I the only one who likes candy corn?

In My Humble Opinion
41

Just went & got more candy corn. It’s a store brand (I won’t say which store).

Uck! Ptooey! Pbbbbbbbbbt!

This stuff tastes like Gummi Wax!

grabs another handful

Blecch! Eww!

It’s got FD&C Red #3 in it for that bitter aftertaste.

grabs another handful

Khkhhhh.

Although it does have a nice almond flavor to it.

grabs another handful

I really need to stop eating this stuff.

grabs another handful

And when I’m done with this bag, there’s another one just waiting to be opened. We really do need a sick smiley on these boads. :-6

42

Since finding out how they are really made they’ve lost their appeal to me. :smiley:

43

So I’m not the only one who read candy porn then!

44

I was duped by the same product. A candy or food product has to be downright vile for me to just waste it rather than eat it while making a mental note not to buy it again. This stuff went right in the trash. It was beyond awful. The bag should say “Made with real honey, and 1.5 lbs of salt.” Yuck.

To remedy the situation I went right out and found a store that had Brach’s. All good, right? Wrong. I got candy corn some sort of defective batch which didn’t set up properly. Ut looked perfectly normal but were in fact too mushy, almost sandy.

I’m not sure I’ll make the effort next year.