Am I the only one who reads the "tentacle porn" ? in a Jerry Seinfeld voice?

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“What’s the DEAL with tentacle porn?” I just automatically do a bad Seinfeld impression.

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Say “Good news, everyone!” before reading it and I bet you’ll have a different voice in your head.

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I take it you’re referring to Cecil’s Column: What’s the deal with Japanese tentacle porn? - The Straight Dope

… and, since you’re really asking a Jerry Seinfeld question/discussion rather than a tentacle porn discussion, I’ll leave it in Cafe Society.

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I almost put in ATMB, but it’s not about the boards, strictly speaking.

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As if tentacle porn wasn’t already creepy enough. Now I’ll always think of Jerry Seinfeld every time the subject comes up.

I think I need therapy now.

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OK, I just looked at The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife, and now I’m imagining the big octopus as Jerry Seinfeld. He’s kinda got an Innsmouth look to him.

I love this place.

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I didn’t even know what Tenticle Porn was until this thread. I still don’t claim to be an expert, since i haven’t read Cecils column. But it is in anyway different than the US’s idea of sexiness being a naked woman and a boa constrictor or a python?