Am I the only one who thinks bin Laden is hot?

Frankly Lucky, if I were gay, I don’t think I’d be passing up all those underwear models for the guy, but hey that’s your opinion and you are entitled to it.

Look, people, all the OP said was Lucky found the guy physically attractive, not that she would date him! Must be something about long, smelly bushy lice ridden beards, BO mixed with desert sand, and smelly sweaty hair in turbans that turns her on, but hey, each to their own.

Besides, dude has five wives and 15 children. He’s GOT to be a stud. And of course for all your goldies out there, he’s got the big bucks.

So ladies, as long as you don’t mind a candlelit dinner in a cave via American GI flamethrower, I say fanstasize all you want!

Excerpt from Kabul Nights by Aziz al-Hazzim, @2001, Beeline/Afghanistan Press, P 37. All rights reserved.
" Osama entered the candle-lit bunker quietly, leaning his Ak-74 against the wall as he looked at the recumbant form lying passively on the bed. Her dark eyes bored into his from beneith her veil, enflaming his senses like the fires from a thousand World Trade Centers. Her mighty breasts heaved with passion beneith the black chador she wore. Daringly, she extended her right foot, giving the Islamic stud a glimpse of her bare ankle. The sight of 2 inches of bare flesh caused Osama’s heart to beat like the thunder of a thousand AK-47s, pounding away in a glorious Jihad against the infidels of the west. Languidly, she sat up, coyly whispering in a husky voice " Take me like you’re going to take the Great Satan." His engorged member strained against the front of his robe, and a lewd smile escaped the confines of his dark beard. " My followers are reading my Scud missiles for attack," he purred, " But right now I’m going to show you how I use a ‘Stud’ missile." Passionately, he threw himself onto the bed and into her arms…"

Oh Dammit, I shouldn’t read the SDMB while at school, Dave, I just about lost it!

After getting a good look at Mr. Laden in my special issue of Time that arrived today, I have to say Lucky, you are really, really repulsive. To each his own, but for the love of God. He looks like a fucking madman to me. For instance, on page 55, his eyes look absolutely fucking psychotic. In the spread on page 56-6, although there’s a nice shot of him with his family and of his son defending his psychotic father’s actions in a poem, the juxtaposition of that photo with the picture of a burned, dying man being hauled from the US Embassy in Kenya kind of makes him look like a fucking madman.

Then there’s the quote from his fatwa in which he says “Youths only want one thing, to kill you so they can go to paradise.” Yup, those are the words of one sexy SOB. George Clooney, eat your heart out! I’m not crushing on you until you take out at least 5,889 innocent people.

Lucky, this may be your way of coping, but it is in extremely poor taste. I pray that Miss Manners will make a special pitstop at your home, but until that happens, please refrain from posting your painful, repulsive, disgusting vitriol that is insulting to the people who have suffered the loss of a loved one at the expense of the a fucking madman’s hands.

People like you really fucking perplex me. Excuse me while I go vomit.

Keep on feeding him… keep on feeding him…

People-she was talking about the guy’s PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.

How old is his son, anyways?

We know she was talking about his physical appearance.

He’s a terrorist, for fuck’s sake! He’s responsible for who knows how many deaths, even if he didn’t have anything to do with the WTC. (Yeah, and I’m a porn star).

Yeah, he’s hot, and they were still digging for bodies when she posted this troll of a topic.

So, who else is on your hot list, Lucky?

Attila the Hun? Stalin? Hey, how about that Ghengis Khan?

You are beneath contempt.

I must say when I first saw this thread title, I wondered if I was reading it correctly. I waited a few days to open it, then read it, and had to think about it some more, and well, it does kind of make me wonder if folks were debating about how hot Hitler, Mao Tse Tung, and Pol Pot were when they were at the height of their terror-filled regimes. Hmmmm. I’m going to have to think about this some more. Maybe there are some history books that treat the subject: “Revolting Mad Hotties.” I could just see this as a byline on the cover of one of them gossip magazines like Cosmo or something. It’d be like so hip and cool to like see what megalomaniac’s think of the latest fashion trends, movies, food, you name it. I wait with bated breath for the media to pick up on this hot-ticket item to get the circulation of their publications up.

As far as the OP, I’m just going to say that it really made me think. I ain’t going to judge Lucky because we’re all entitled to our opinions. Y’all can debate about timing and taste all you want. But for what it’s worth, here’s my take on ol’ Laden.

I’m still in the process of educating myself on this lowlife scum and religious hypocrite. I don’t think Osama bin Laden looks all that hot. In fact in the picture I’ve seen of him on the television, he looks right sick and just sad. And all JUSTIFIED claims of his being a reprobate and a lunatic aside, I mean his physical appearance. He looks like he’s ill. Actually he kind of reminds me of how my cousin looked a few months before he died of cancer. Either that, or he looks like he’s got gas pains or is constipated. [shrug]

And this is what I’m talking about:

For four days I was glued to my television screen. I watched the same scenes repeat themselves over and over again: the second plane crashing; the people jumping, or falling, from a height I can’t imagine; the buildings collpasing in on themselves; INNOCENT people running in the streets, covered head to toe in blood, or burned so badly their clothes were melted into their skin; firefighters going in again and again, despite their lost comrades; people crying, covering their eyes, hysterical over the sight before them; the Pentagon burning; the pictures of the men on the flight in PA who, I have no doubt, prevented the deaths of untold thousands - Jeremy Glick, Mark Bingham, and Tom Burnett, whose names I will never forget; family members holding pictures of their lost loved ones crying and begging for any information, hoping against hope that out of 5,889 missing people, their relative might have survived; bodies being carried from Ground Zero covered in American flags; American flags being draped over every availible surface; the huge cloud of smoke that marks what was once a beautiful part of the Manhatten skyline; weary doctors crying, weary firefighters trudging back to the remains of the WTC, onlookers cheering; President Bush crying; and pictures of Osama bin Laden, the man most likely responsible for this destruction.

And I’m told that he’s pretty damn hot. Fuck you Lucky, fuck your defenders, fuck everyone who believes that this is somehow, in someway an acceptable form of coping. It’s a disgrace to what those people suffered.

Yes, I’m pissed. I’ve donated blood and money, and now all I have is anger. My hatred for Lucky for starting this innapropriate thread in no way compares to my hatred for bin Laden, but I think you are vile and disgusting for having the nerve to post this.

weirddave,

that was genius

I think I might have just shit myself.

Ho-hum, how typical. This is why I’m still single. I just don’t have the heart to kill thousands of innocent people. Oh, well, single I shall remain.

"He reached for her with his bloodstained hands. . . "

Jenny
your humble TubaDiva

Dammit, Dave. That’s made me laugh like I haven’t in over a week.

We should get Zenster in here. The way he’s going off in GD, I can only assume that his head would fucking explode.

I was surprised to see he is only 43. He looks about 60 to me.
Just heard last night his latest “wife” is 13.
Oh, Lucky, Charlie Manson called; he wants to know if youre free Saturday…

Now Susan Smith, that’s one hot bitch!

Weirddave, that was brilliant! Even if you can block out that the man is a monster, just on looks alone Bin Laden is really unattractive. Scraggly beard, uneven features, just not handsome at all.

Oh, and he’s a murdering SOB, which does tend to detract from his sex appeal :rolleyes:

Anybody else notice that he has a grey neck? It’s the only thing about the guy that’s not at some end of the spectrum.

Dear Nacho4Sara:

I remember when I was a Marine and I was sent to Vietnam for the fall of Saigon. A few weeks after we finished up there, I was sent out on a task force to rescue the Mayaguez, a U.S. Merchant Marine ship seized by Cambodia. Not too long after that I was in Korea on the DMZ when three American Army officers were murdered just five miles up the road in Panmunjom by the North Koreans. In fact, following the U.S. withdrawal from Vietnam there were a number of international incidents all over the world as enemy nations and terrorist organizations tested the United States’ resolve to meet its commitments abroad.

I personally had to suit up for combat in all three of the instances that I mentioned. (Ultimately, for one reason or another, all three instances were resolved without my actually taking part in combat; but we were close by and anticipated getting involved.) One thing I remember about suiting up for combat was our mood. There was mourning and anger, especially in the Panmunjom incident–that event hit pretty close to home for all us American servicemen on the Korean DMZ. There was also a lot of focused concentration–you don’t know what’s coming, so you kind of spend half your time preparing and half your time fretting. But there was also a surprising amount of joking–you spend a lot of time doing the “hurry up and wait” thing, and the jokes relieve the tension.

Well, that’s kind of the way I see some of the reaction to the WTC and Pentagon bombings. There’s plenty of mourning and anger, and that’s certainly legitimate. But mourning and anger won’t be enough to carry us all the way through a resolution to the problem (bin Laden’s capture or death). There isn’t going to be a quick resolution to this thing. It won’t be over in a week or even a month. To really see this thing through, we’re going to need more–concentration, resolve, a clear-sighted appraisal of the enemy, some fretting, and even some joking and humor.

Lucky didn’t insult the American dead or their surviving relatives, nor did she side with bin Laden in any manner (she made it perfectly clear that she wants him dead). All she did was make a stupid, flippant joke to the effect that, in the midst of everything else going on, she can’t help but register the fact that he’s “hot.” And frankly, I laughed at it. It was just ridiculous enough and human enough that I thought it was funny and even a little endearing. It was very much like some of the silly, stupid things that us Marines giggled at nervously as we waited around for hours and then days and even weeks in our combat gear.

Let’s admit it–there isn’t much we can do at the moment. The President has to talk with allies, and the Pentagon has to assess our military options. We know something is going to happen sooner or later, but in the meantime there’s a little bit of the old “hurry up and wait” thing going on. So some people are getting a little giddy and a little silly. So be it. I’ve seen it before.

Hopefully a little giddiness doesn’t insult anyone. It’s just the way that some folks get at times like this–when they’re waiting for the next shoe to drop. Certainly I don’t intend to disparage you or your way of reacting to recent events. People should be aggrieved and angry. I’ll join you in waving the flag and helping to bury the dead. And I’ll support whatever action President Bush decides on, and I’ll bear my part of the burden when the time comes. But during this “hurry up and wait” part of the game, my way of reacting to events is to turn off the news, watch a comedy video, and have a laugh when someone suggests that bin Laden is “hot.” It’s my way of looking at things, based on having been there a few times before in the past.

By the way, I work in downtown Washington, D.C. I’m not with the federal government or the military, but my company building is pretty close to the White House and I sometimes stroll down Pennsylvania Ave. at lunchtime.

The day of the WTC and Pentagon attacks was a bit unnerving. First the WTC towers, then the Pentagon, then the plane crash across the border in Pennsylvania, and then some other wild rumors of local destruction–a story of a fire on the Mall in DC, then a story of an explosion at the Capitol building (false rumors, as it turns out). After all the sirens on the street and hearing the wild rumors, for a while it seemed like half of DC was going up in flames. But by late morning everything had calmed down quite a bit–just some tense anticipation as to whether something else might still come out of the woodwork. Around lunchtime our company told us to go home, so I took the subway out to the ‘burbs and stopped off at Blockbuster on the way home to pick up some comedies–I knew my fiancee was a little worked up about what had happened and I thought it best to divert her with some light fare. At home we watched some more of the news coverage, then we turned off the news and popped a comedy in the VCR to watch over dinner. After the movie, we went to bed at the normal time.

Were we taking things too lightly? I don’t think so. I’m an ex-Marine and she’s a flag-waving Mid-Westerner. There just wasn’t anything more for us to do about it that night.

I feel bad for the dead and their surviving relatives. But I don’t focus solely on them. There’s a larger context. There’s also the bombing of the Cole and the U.S. embassy bombings in Africa. There’s also bin Laden’s support for Hezbollah and Hamas and other terrorist organizations. There’s also terrorist actions against U.S. allies and friends.

It’s going to take a while to resolve all this, so we might as well settle in for the long haul. By all means, let’s bury the dead at the WTC and the Pentagon with all due solemnity; by all means let’s plan on roasting bin Laden’s ass when the time is right, and let’s start working toward that goal now. By all means, let’s remain focused and resolved on capturing or killing bin Laden. But let’s also remember that life has to go on in the meantime. Let’s remember to turn off the news, watch a comedy video, and crack a few jokes in the meantime. You can’t keep the adrenaline set on high forever. It’s going to take a while, and you have to ease up and get a good night’s sleep sooner or later.

In the meantime, don’t worry–it’s understood that Bin Laden’s ass belongs to us. That’s a given. It’s just a matter of time.