Amanda Peet or Natalie Portman?

amanda peet for the night, but it’s portman that i’m taking home to mama.

KAMINEYEEEEEHAAAAA

Amanda has exactly the right number of teeth AND eyebrows.

And the rest is tolerable.

For me it’s all about the eyes.

Amanda has brown eyed Natalie beat by a mile.

In that first link, she looks a bit like a younger, hotter version of California First Lady Maria Shriver…

Doesn’t Amanda Peet do work to debunk vaccine/autism conspiracy theories? A celebrity endorsement to counter Jenny McCarthy type stuff. If so, she wins. I haven’t seen Portman busting any bullshit!

While a student at Harvard University, Natalie Portman read an Op-Ed in *The Harvard Crimson *by a Harvard Law School student and she responded with a letter to the editor.

I couldn’t have written it better myself.

I have seen exactly one movie with Amanda Peet in it. And she got her naugs out.

So I’ll say Natalie Portman, because she’s hot and excessively talented.

Alright, fine, work out some sort of schedule, I’ll bang her.

Actually, she’s always looked kind of like a 12 year old girl to me. Not sure how people see her as being super hot. She seems super skinny and juevenile.

I have been told by a few people that I resemble Amanda Peet. I’m pretty confident that it’s because we have this feature in common. Other than that, it’s a baffling comparison.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Peet, who has no problem showing off her goods, needs to eat about a dozen meals. Portman, only about 9-10. But Portman is still a baby, by my standards. I don’t know Peet’s age and can’t be arsed to check.

I wouldn’t say “no” to either one, but I wouldn’t chase after either one. They are interchangeable.

Quoth GuanoLad:

Neither Google nor Urban Dictionary seems to know what “naugs” are. From context, I would assume that it meant “breasts”, but then you go on to imply that an actress getting her naugs out is a bad thing.

I knew someone would question “naugs”. I looked around and it is a rare spelling, but that’s certainly how I hear it pronounced most often.

It’s not a bad thing, it’s just not enough to tip Peet above Portman, in my estimation.

Well, you can be comforted by the fact that some people consider you to have the correct number of eyebrows and teeth. Sweet.

:wink:

Actually, Kyla said that the only thing she has in common with Amanda Peet are their eyes. So it’s safe to assume that Kyla doesn’t have the correct number of teeth!

I would have thought that most folks living in the developed world have the “wrong” number of teeth, having had four of them removed in their late teens.

I hadn’t noticed that before but I can absolutely see that now.

I have a normal number of teeth, never fear.

And having more than one left by middle age.

With a shaved head she looks suspiciously like Wil Wheaton. Also she’s a chain smoker. On the other hand, Peet…just isn’t very attractive to me. I’m sure she’s a fine actress, or at least, she plays a good drug addict, but I’ve not seen her in anything that has made me particularly want to see her “naugs”.

I have to go with my default answer of Franke Potente.

Stranger

I wouldn’t say that The Whole Nine Yards will make you want to see her naugs, but it’s a very funny film in which you will see her naugs, and I for one was very impressed. Google her name along with “naked” and I’m guessing you will be too.