Amazing Race 4/19: "Here Comes the Bedouin!"

I LOVED BJ’s impression of Lake - it was dead on. Also he said the Pink’s would be asking if Oman was in China. Maybe they weren’t as smart as they tried to make us believe.

lorene, I thought the same thing. This is not a sight-seeing trip, even when you’re on a bus. You sleep and eat during that part. When you’re in a museum or walking across a gorge or bridge, you can glance around, but, damn, you still need to run and concentrate on THE RACE!

My husband skipped this episode; he was in the den on the computer. When Frankenberrys hit the mat, I said, “Holy crap!” and my son screamed, “Nooooooo!”
He came running in. “What? Did they have to eat gross stuff? Did someone get hurt?”
I said, “No, the old couple came in first and everyone else is lost. And the Hippies are dead last.”
He stayed to see the rest.

Finally a NEL. I woulda said I totally expected a NEL; except I totally expected one last week and the week before. The busses were a bit of enforced bunching, as was the operation hours of the incense burner thing, but at least boh were at the beginning of the episode. And the Detour choice was interesting: rule of thumb is never do the needle-in-a-haystack Detours, and never do the animal Detours. So which to do when they’re head-to-head? After seeeing the episode, it turns out the camel doesn’t really factor into the camel Detour, so that was probably the best, but I don’t think the teams knew that a priori. The standings are kind of bunched up this week as teams do the opposite of their historical trends.

Taxi Assessment

Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
John & Scott and Lisa & Joni and Wanda & Desiree and Danielle & Dani and David & Lori and Lake & Michelle - Outta here.

Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one this week.

Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
No one this week.

"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Fran & Barry (up from “Stopping”) - Alright already. The old folks get a bump up this week after their stunning first place finish. This episode played to their navigational strengths–every other team had problems, while Fran & Barry did not. Not all episodes will be like this, so I’ll still be suprised if Fran & Barry make the final three, but they’ve been steadily improving through the race: now they’re performing like the savvy team they seemed to be on paper, and not the blind stumbling oldsters they were in the first two eps.
Ray & Yolanda (holding steady) - Hum interesting. Ray & Yolanda actually had a pretty shitty leg, what with getting lost and bickering and so forth, but they’re comfortably in third, so I can’t really downrate them. We’ll see what happens next leg…but I suspect it will involve more bickering and getting lost. Hint to Ray: Sometimes, you just have to abjectly apologize, even if you didn’t really do anything. Just five minutes of groveling saves hours and hours of oblique argumentation later. Not that I would do that personally, but I’m just sayin’.

In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Joseph & Monica (holding steady) - Aw, bummer, a first place was within their grasp and they let it slip away. Still, they had a pretty solid leg, and if they had navigation problems, well, so did everyone else. And it they’re starting to look fatigued, well… so is everyone else.
BJ & Tyler (holding steady) - Killer fatigue sets in! I’m thinkin’ BJ didn’t keep himself adequately hydrated during the Roadblock–a mental mistake here. And he was clearly not digging deep enough in the pits, so he did way more work than he needed to. This team got out to an early lead early in the season, and due to the structure of the early legs, essentially cruised for weeks. Now that they’re at the back of the pack, they’re looking much more vulnerable-- they’ve gotten plumb lucky two weeks in a row. As an added bonus, they’ll have to concentrate more an racing and less on wacky highjinks from here on out. Still, I have to believe they’re essentially a pretty strong team, so until BJ completely flops, I’ll keep them up here in the Passing Lane.
Eric & Jeremy (down from “Cruisin’”) - Oh! Major mental mistake! Since when has taking a shortcut down a little dirt road been a good idea? Rule number six of TAR: unless you’re dead last or in the final episode, never gamble on taking a route different from other teams. The point of the early episodes is not to come in last, so remaining safely in the middle of the pack is better than a gamble that might put you either in first or last. Added to that is the mistake at the Detour, driving out into the desert. I kinda knew they were dumb, but not quite to such an extent. Anyway, Eric & Jeremy are now coming from behind. I suspect, given that this is a NEL, the next episode will have an early bunch, but if not, it will be interesting to see how this team reacts to being near last instead of near first.

Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
No one this week.

Next week: We get to see the hippies begging. Oh, that will be so interesting. So, so compelling.

[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]

No shit. I like skill-based challenges, not luck-based. If we must see N-I-H challenges, how about more “identifying” challenges, where teams have to ID masks or amulets or shoes or something.

I loved the camels just standing around the Roadblock, where their “commentary” provided counterpoint to Tyler.

Mmmm… there’s a cultural tendency to assume that young, reasonably attractive females like the Pinks (and Monica) are bubble-heads. I wouldn’t be suprised to find that BJ was just repeating the easy stereotype–I know I’ve been guilty of the same.

Did I miss it, or did they not show BJ fainting like in the previews? I wonder how long it took him to finally find the lamb? I was thinking Phil was going to have to eliminate him alaLena (or was it Kristy) in Norway.

Interesting leg. I’m not a fan of Frankenberry, but it was nice to see someone other than the Gonads or Hippies in first place.

Go MoJo! Go Ray & Yolanda (who need a nickname; RayYo? YoRay?)!

It wasn’t actually fainting in the preview, I think, it was him falling down to the next mound to continue searching again. Towards the end, he was just kind of flopping down on the ground. I was wondering why nobody appeared to have water bottles. There would have to be some pretty extreme circumstances going on to get me anywhere near a desert, but at least I know to hydrate.

The Lake impression killed me. We rewound the Tivo at least twice. Brilliant.

I don’t think Joseph’s being a dick. I think he’s a little tired of Monica’s random drama outbursts and is trying to deal with them accordingly.

They interviewed in an early leg about how it’s their slogan or motto or philosophy of life or some damn thing. IOW, it’s more whacky-ass hippie schtick.

I hope no one gives them any money. If any of the other teams do that will just prove the other teams are irredeemably stupid.

He didn’t faint. He sort of collapsed on a mound for a minute and then started digging.

I flirted with calling them “Team Rayovac” a couple times but it seemed forced.

There was a shot of I think BJ and there were two plastic water bottles visible in the background. The editors correctly didn’t use up screen time showing people drinking, choosing instead to go for camel humor (always the best choice).

Speaking of which, I about lost it when one of the teams (Gonad I think) was winching their camel, because it looked like they slammed the camel’s legs against the edge of the truck bed. I was also a little disappointed that teams didn’t have to unload the camels upon delivery.

You’ve got a point. I can’t get enough camel humor. :slight_smile: I didn’t notice the water bottles, though, which worried me.

There are a lot of ways to win a million dollars on television these days, but this is the one I’d like to do. I’d still try to be reasonably fast about everything, but it would be time well spent even if I didn’t get the big payoff at the end. I like to travel, to see places and do things that are different than what I know. How many tourists get to hoist camels into the backs of pickup trucks?

It looks like fun to me.

“Cruelty to camels” is one of the steps on the Colin-and-Christie Continuum©, just after “I’m packin’ it!” and just before “They yielded us! They cheated!” It’s approximately five steps from “My ox is broken! This is bullshit!” which, incidentally, was the single most awesomest moment in the history of ever.

I am liking this season a really lot, but that’s what wrong with it: No real villains. No real heroes either, actually. Mostly I’m cheering for Phil, and car crashes, and random assorted wildlife (hello, frozen fishies!). Am I a bad person?

And the move to 8/7pm Wednesday doesn’t seem to have helped viewership. In its first week in the time period, the audience was actually smaller than it had been in the 10/9pm Tuesday time period. I think the show belongs on Tuesday. And I think it belongs at 9/8pm. I wish CBS hadn’t moved it out of that hour.

In the weekly ratings for last week, (second week in new time period), TAR was NOT in the top 20. (FYI: DEAL OR NO DEAL which is opposite TAR on Wednesday was #16! And that, I think, is the problem. People aren’t bored with Howie Mandel yet.)

Yes, but not because of any of this.

I’m OK with their not being any major villains. I like it when the viollainy is distributed amongst the teams. Rather than it being always the same team setting out to screw everyone, it’s more fun when several teams screw one another maybe once or twice each.

What’s missing for me from the season is a team or two that I really strongly want to win. None of the teams this season really leaped out at me that way, and of the remaining teams it’s a 3-2 split between teams I will hate to see win (Gonad, Hippie, Frankenberry) and teams who I won’t mind if they win but don’t really care about (YoRay, MoJo). Maybe if Team Nerd were still in I’d be pulling strong for them.

I’m not a dedicated watcher, but I have a couple of thoughts about this one.

It was almost as if the first half of the leg was planned to disadvantage Fran and Barry. They made it on the first bus, were first and smartest at the airport and, IIRC, were first to make it to the park gate. But being on the first bus and getting a good plane didn’t matter at all, as everyone was at the gate before it opened.

At that point, the advantage shifted to whomever could climb up that hill to the incense burner fastest, which put the oldsters in last place. They then regained the lead by luck in the digging thing, and didn’t make any mistakes from then on.

So, I just think they did really well, considering the leg was planned out to eliminate any lead they’d built up before the park.

Also, what do folks think of the guys who did one tower and then changed tasks? I thought that was a lousy choice and really expected it to put them way behind, but it didn’t, really.

I really got bugged by those that hesitated at the river, then yelled about the team that decided to go ahead and chance it. It’s a race, so if you just stand there, anyone who keeps running deserves to be ahead of you.

Apparently this isn’t a popular choice, but I think I’m rooting for the Hippies. But they don’t have the odds in their favor, and probably will be gone next week or the week after.

Also known as “bunching.” The producers set it up so that periodically the teams will begin a task all at the same time to erase any massive leads and maintain the drama. Back in season 1 one of the final three teams fell over a day behind the other two. Since then these bunch points have increased fairly dramatically. Besides hours of operation bunches like the one at the incense burner, airports are often bunching points (because really, how many flights to Oman are there going to be in a day) and they do the charter transportation business to artifically divide teams into two or three mini-bunches. This leg was kind of odd in that there were three bunching points in a row (airport, buses, gate).

Didn’t seem to matter much one way or the other.

Excellent point. That bugged me too.

From your lips to God’s ears. I have a feeling that only one more team is going to be eliminated before the finale and since I’m pulling for either Monica and Joseph or Ray and Yolanda I’d like to see either Hippie or Gonad as the strongest two remaining teams get bounced. And of the two Hippie is way more insufferable so the sooner the better.

It cost them some time, but didn’t kill them. How many towers were there? I saw three. Team Horndog checked one, and it was empty. Frankenbarry and the Hippies (band name) got both boxes from another tower. (Would they have shared that fact? Hippies, yes; Oldsters, maybe not.) That only leaves one tower. Once you eliminate the need to search, the task should be easy. And they decided to haul camel.

It depends on how certain you are that you’re on the right road. If there’s anything worse than being lost, it’s being lost and stuck. No telling how deep the water was. If I knew there was another team close by, I might try to get someone else to venture through first. I wouldn’t want to be last, either. If you get stuck, but you’re blocking the way for everyone else, then you’re still okay.

Nothing wrong with letting the other sucker ford the deep water first, if you’re scared of getting stuck. But then, to turn around after the other team went through (incidentally leading the way for you) and bitch because they “don’t respect lines” is ludicrous, Monica.

Did everyone else catch the Hippies saying ‘Philiminated’?
I think they called him The Philiminater or that they didn’t want to ‘be Philiminated.’

Do they use that phrase other places than here and TWoP?
I’m thinking it would be really funny if, once this thing is over, it’s revealed that the Hippies are Dopers.

:eek: :smiley:

I suspect “Philiminated” may have started on TWOP, however…

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Well, yeah, I do get that, and therefore I think your reasons for wanting to go on TAR are sound.

I think, though, that if your main concern halfway through the race is that you’re not having as much fun as you thought you would, or as you think you are entitled to, then you really need to examine your expectations. Not many tourists get to hoist camels onto the backs of pickup trucks, to be sure, but again, if your concern is, “I didn’t get to look around at all the cool things I wanted to because I had to hoist a damn camel onto the back of a pickup truck, and I had to do it quickly”, you’re in the wrong game.

No one should go on Survivor for the fun camping atmosphere, and no one should go on TAR for the leisurely strolls through the Louvre is all I’m saying.

I’m not a leisurely-stroll kinda tourist. I’ve been to Paris, once, for 33 hours. Saw the Arc de Triomphe, Champs Elysses, Eiffel Tower, Opera House, Pompidou Centre, Notre Dame, the Louvre, and the Air and Space Museum at Le Bourget. Caught my train at Gare du Nord by one minute.

Now that I think about it, I’d kick ass on this show. Except for the bungee jumping.