Amazing Race 4/5: "Sleep Deprivation Is Really Starting to Irritate Me"

T minus 27 minutes and no new TAR thread?

With the departure of Team DD last week, will Eric and Jeremy turn to each other for solace, as they undoubtedly have countless lonely drunken nights before (only to “forget” it all the next morning)? Will Team Frankenberry continue to coast by on its incredible combination of non-skills? Will Lori be able to pick up the pieces after last week being almost unable to pick up the pieces? Will Team Hippie, fresh from its triumphant “BOWLING MOMS” gag, finally internalize the lesson “less is more”?

I just want to say… Barrys shoulder puffs creep me out.

Did I mis-hear the Big Fish clue? I thought the teams had to carry one fish but everyone is carrying two.

They EACH had to carry one fish.

And I just want to be the first to say PHIL DANCING! YAY!

If I had a farm, I would have bet it that tonight’s episode would be a non-elimination leg. WRONG!!!
I’m sorry to see The Geeks bid adieu. I blame Dave. . . he should have asked for directions much earlier than he did. Bad Dave, no biscuit.
I’m glad they found each other.

And what are those weird rectangular things that Lake and Michelle have strapped to their bodies? Anyone? Anyone?

Passport pouch I would assume

Michelle’s I don’t know but Lake’s is clearly a mini harness designed to lift and separate his perky pecs. Woof.

Actually I believe it’s the microphone pack, but I like my answer better.

Farewell, Team Nerd, Ray and Yolanda will be there next elimination to keep you company.

Not only that, but was he wearing a motorcycle jacket? Rawr!

Am I imagining it, or have Team Gonad and Team Woodstock finished 1-2 in every single leg of the race?

Not only have they finished 1-2, they’ve alternated.

Gonad has finished 1,2,1*,1,2,1
Woodstock - 2,1,4*2,1,2

*Non-mat in Moscow

I was so hoping this was a NEL. I really didn’t want to see the only team I truly like get eliminated. Good-bye Dave & Lori. You will be missed!

We’re going to miss them, too. But we’re starting to really like Frankenberry, now that they seem to have gotten over their dithering fetish and started actually, y’know, RAAAAAAACING!

But they haven’t gotten over it. They hit a little traffic and instantly Barry started in with the “we’re screwed, we’re in so much trouble, we can’t find it” crap. Fran at least finally pushed past it a little, but one or the other or both of them every leg has whined and bitched and moaned.

Yes, but this leg, for them, was better than they’ve done in any other one so far. Just that little bit of traffic anxiety, though it looks like they’re going to have a problem next week at Corinth.

I have no clue why Phil was so happy, but doggone it, his dance was cute! The band playing the teams to the mat was a nice touch, but it would have been nice to give them credit. Also, maybe a little background on the Pitstop’s history (“figures prominently in mythology” piqued my interest, but I’m too lazy to look it up). Make it educational, folks – and cut some of the tedious fish-carting stuff.

Team Hippie makes it look too easy. They don’t get fazed by anything, no fears to overcome, no physical impairments – jeez, guys, SWEAT or something! And they always note how lovely a place is and are nice to people. They had an uncharacteristic mean moment about the Gonads, but they were almost sweet about it. They are beginning to bug me more than the Gonads. Speaking of which, without the Double Ds there, they toned it down a bit. About time.

Sorry to see the Nerds leave. I hope they have a long, happy, dweeby life together. “May the Force be with you,” indeed.

Next out: Frankenberries. And Barry looks a little like a dearly departed uncle, shoulder fur and all, so strangely, I’d like them to hang on longer, but I don’t think it’s going to happen.

At least one more episode, we all know how much previews lie.

ew.

Lake and Michelle seem surprised and put out that they are traveling on the race. It’s like going to Italy is an inconvenient pain in the ass for them.

Still liking the hippies.

So this whole episode pretty much had all the teams spaced out by the same time margin, with only a little switcheroo at first place and at last place. It’s been a long time since we’ve seen a good solid bunching point. I’m not a big fan of arbitrary bunching, but when the lead teams have been on cruise control for four episodes straight, it’s time to shake things up.

Taxi Assessment

Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
John & Scott and Lisa & Joni and Wanda & Desiree and Danielle & Dani - Outta here.
David & Lori (down from “Rapido”) - Y’know, I think the killer fatigue from the last episode really affected them this episode. True, they started out second-to-last, and there sere no bunching points this episode, so they never got a chance to catch a lucky break. However, it seemed to me that their hearts just weren’t in it this episode. Not that they gave up or anything–just that they didn’t push, y’know?

Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
No one this week.

Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Fran & Barry (holding steady) - Again, a solid leg from the old folks. A couple weeks ago, I would have bumped them up a place. However, the competition’s stiffer now, and all the poorer teams have dropped away. Fran and Barry are performing up to their potential (unlike in the first couple weeks), but potential alone won’t carry them to the final three. TAR is a young person’s game.
Ray & Yolanda (holding steady) - They did do just enough this week to pull ahead of David and Lori, and in some sense that’s all that matters. The decision to navigate on foot, although it seemed questionable to me at the time, looks in retrospect to be a smart idea. However, they’re still the weakest of the remaining teams, due in part to their navigation skills.

"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Lake & Michelle (holding steady) - In the middle of the pack, and I didn’t learn anything about this team that I didn’t know before, so they stay put.

In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Joseph & Monica (holding steady) - Whoa. Ugly fatigue breakdown, and if anything that’ll be the death of this team. No one else seems to have had a problem finding the fishmonger. I think Monica spooks easily, and when she does Joseph can’t really handle her. This team has been in no real danger yet, so things might get… interesting when the competition gets fierce. Still, they seem less likely to crash and burn than any team behind them, so I’ve still got them tentatively penciled in for third place.

Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
Eric & Jeremy and BJ & Tyler (holding steady) - Another week, same two teams make the top two. Makes it really easy for the handicapper. Extrapolation of past performance has these two teams battling it out in the final episode for the million bucks.

Next week: Gotta be a non-elim? And when the Hell are we gonna see a Fast Forward?

[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]

And I just want to be the first to say, EEWWW. Did not need to see that. Must scrub brain.

I’m sorry to see Team Nerd go; I would have prefered that the FrankenBerrys left this week. They bug me to no end.

Lake, put a shirt on. No one cares.

Don’t you listen to the nay-sayers, Lake!