Amazing Race Mar. 21, 2010 Expect Delay from B-Ball

:shaking head: Jordan seems more of a sweetie than Caite, but I just cannot abide their dimness and their happy let’s-go-skipping-into-the-pretty-world attitude during a RACE. That said, I can’t see Caite and Brent lasting for much longer.

The cops are beginning to grow on me. I know everyone’s been saying that they’re destined to fall, but I’m not so sure…yeah, they’re not young, but they’re taticians. I believe it whenever one of them says that they’ve revised their strategy since Argentina. And they’re cops. Don’t dismiss that.

I’m so happy Carole and Brandy didn’t get a whole lot of air time this week. They annoy me more than the Dim Blondes.

I like the less straightforward, DIY clues the teams got this episode. Now, it’s not like the clues were really strange and complicated–there’s not that many possible interpretations of a placename on a piece of paper–but minimizing the additional information = maximizing the chances a team will make a mistake. And let me tell you, mistakes were made.

Taxi Assessment:

Stuck in the Desert and Officially Detained - or, Philiminated with extreme prejudice.
Dana & Adrian and Jody & Shannon and Monique & Shawne and Joe & Heidi - Still eliminated.
Jordan & Jeff (down from “Stopping”) - There was no major bunching in this episode, and no chance for Jordan & Jeff to catch up to the rest of the teams. Or, actually, that’s not true: this whole episode was a comedy of navigational errors, which offered a golden opportunity for a trailing team like Jordan & Jeff to pull even with leading teams. Unfortunately, Jordan & Jeff made their own errors, and despite nearly every other team screwing up badly, there wasn’t a lot of suspense about who was going home. And, I’m almost afraid to admit, I’m sorry to see them go. I thought at the beginning of the season that newly-dating reality whores Jordan & Jeff would be grating. Turns out that Jordan’s as dumb as a stump, but actually seemed rather sweet about it rather than nasty and defensive. And who else could possibly give you the delightful vision of Ste. Joan gathering the animals two by two and driving them aboard an ark with her flaming sword as the Englsh inexorably advanced?

Flat Tire - or, not likely to get anywhere soon.
Brent & Caite (holding steady) - Who else could give you that delightful vision? Hum. Brent & Caite have been protected from last place the last few episodes by dint of being a little better than Jordan & Jeff. That wasn’t very impressive then, and it’s not going to help them in the future. An airport bunching scene is overdue, which will probably help them at the beginning of the next episode, but Brent & Caite are tired and cranky now, and weren’t very smart or talented to begin with. The chances of them surviving the next episode seem slim, although there’s always the not-so-slim hope that some team will do something incredibly dumb. Unfortunately for Brent & Caite, it’s odds-on that they’ll be that team.

Stopping for Gas - or, not broken-down, exactly, but not a good sign.
Dan & Jordan (holding steady) - Jordan (or was it Dan?) was right, in general, in that it’s almost always better to opt for the skill task than the needle-in-a-haystack task. However: [begin Philosophical TAR Discussion] needle-in-a-haystack challenges are bad, because you can spend X amount of time and make no progress at all. The champagne-glass task, despite being a skill task, is in the same league: IF you knock over the pyramid, you’ve made no progress at all; as we saw, knocking over the glasses is a high-probablity outcome. Both Jordan & Jeff and Brent & Caite got caught, and although Dan & Jordan didn’t knock over their pyramid, their slow careful build took way too much time, allowing.[/P-TARD] And their Detour decision, despite being intellectually defensible, landed Dan & Jordan behind teams that had literally gone to the wrong place. This team isn’t in as poor a shape as Brent & Caite, but they’re in the bottom half of the teams left.

"Rapido! Por Favor?" - or, making meaningless ineffectual comments from the back seat, but in no immediate danger.
Carol & Brandy (holding steady) - A second place is Carol & Brandy’s best showing so far. Although I’m still suspicious of their ability to make it through the whole race, Carol & Brandy have been doing better, not worse, the last couple episodes.

In the Passing Lane - or, ahead of the pack, but not quite comfortably.
Louie & Michael (up from “Rapido!”) - At the beginning of the season, it was really hard to pick out who were the favorite teams from the rest of the pack. Over the next few episodes, the cream and the dregs clearly seperated out. But now one of the dregs, Louie & Michael, have sailed to three first-place finishes in a row, while early favorites Jet & Cord have looked a lot more mediocre. I was skeptical of Louie & Michael’s turnaround at first, but they’ve been running strong and mistake-free for a long time now, and that’s enough to convince me that the first few legs were flukes, and the last three are the real Louie & Michael. They might not be the team to beat, but they are making a credible run for the final three.
Steve & Allie (holding steady) - Not a perfect leg from Steve & Allie by any means, but Steve shows his duct-tape resourcefulness, and how can you not respect that? Low in drama, high in competence.
Jet & Cord (down from “Cruisin’”) - Jet & Cord are still my favorites, but they’re looking a lot more beatable than they did during the first few legs. They’ve actually adapted to foreign countries suprisingly well for not having much foreign travel experience, but their occasional bout of naivete (heading to Champagne because it said “champagne” on a champagne bottle cork?) might sink them. Nevertheless, Jet & Cord have the best average placement, by for, of all the teams, and it would be enrmously surprising for them to not make the final three.

Cruisin’ with Earl - or, drivin’ on the shoulder, takin’ shortcuts, and generally kickin’ butt.
No one.

[sub]Props to Mullinator and his Raj Ratings.[/sub]

The Cowboys made the same sort of stupid mistake (leaping without looking) that they made in the first episode. They made up for it with pure hustle (jogging, when other teams were walking, etc) but still…that doesn’t bode well for them.

The cops again ran a good race and made the correct (but not obvious) choice at the Roadblock (the general rule is you should NEVER pick the “Needle in a haystack” task unless it’s messy or gross (and therefore good TV) OR unless the other task requires animal handling. In this case, neither applied. Stack the glasses and pour was clearly the most telegenic). The scary thought–there’s always one “Get the contestants in speedos” task. We’re going to have to see the cop with the pornstache in a speedo. Millions of americans may go blind. :eek:

I think I hate the dark-haired lesbian, not the light-haired one.

The gay/not-gay brothers are growing on me. Now that they’re running their own race and not trying for the “Who has the longest claws to make catty remarks with” award, they’re actually kind of fun, if not all that competent.

Of the two trailing teams, I liked the big brother one more than the “Miss Teen USA” one. I’m sorry the Big Brother team went. Miss Teen USA and her quasi-goth boyfriend are really passive-aggressive type annying.

And from the previews next week, I want the proposed “Flo” rule to come back and be put into effect. The minute you say “Fine. Let’s just quit then”, Phil is lowered by helicopter and philiminates you then and there.

ETA: I like that there’s no obvious psycho-villain team this season. Yeah, the lesbians and the Miss Teen USA team are annoying, but they’re not like Johnathon & Victoria annoying or Charla/Myrna annoying or even midget stuntmen who don’t read directions-annoying.

The cowboys were lucky that the town of Champaigne wasn’t further away (I think they said 40k). If it had been, say, a two or three hour drive they could have been out of it – although we don’t know how long it took J&J to find their grapes in the dark.

For those who missed the episode because of the basketball delay, CBS has the full episode up on their site: CBS Shows - Popular Primetime, Daytime, Late Night & Classics

I also propose we add “With Duct Tape in Bag” to the Taxi Assessment.

According to this site, there are actually 3 ways to carbonate champagne (though only one is acceptable for “Champagne”) and at least one of them is quick.

What did the cop say after getting the grapes? “If I can find cocaine in someone’s butt, I can find some marked grapes” ?

My reaction to that kind of comment is generally “their English is a helluva lot better than your French”.

So sorry to see J&J go. He was genuinely funny; she was so endearingly stupid.

I thought the glass stacking would hinge on having exactly the right number of glasses at each level, which would’ve caused me to brain lock on the math. Apparently that was not the case.

I was thinking exactly the same thing. Even sitting here at my computer, with paper and pencil handy, I’m not sure I could figure it out very quickly if having the right number of glasses at each level were required.

That uncertainty alone would have caused me to proceed to the needle-in-a-haystack quest.

I wonder if prior to starting the tower build they were able to ask questions to clarify what exactly was required for the pyramid construction?

Yeah, 90% of the negativity from that team has been from the one with the dark hair, while her partner just sort of keeps quiet for the most part.

Also it was DHL (dark haired lesbian) who first mentioned simply quitting back in Patagonia during the “look for the bandit’s treasure” challenge, which was total bullshit, as that task was not physically exhausting at ALL, she was just frustrated they didn’t get it instantly so she said “Well, that’s it, I should just quit.”

She has an air of entitlement about her, which is certainly not a character trait that is typically helpful on an endeavor like Amazing Race.

I don’t think so…the clue made it clear they had to use all the provided glasses. And notably there wasn’t a completed model they could copy like they often get in these types of challenges.

Definitely this was one case were the “needle-in-the-haystack” was the better choice. The cops and the cowboys were smart in that they didn’t walk together through the vines…I didn’t see any other teams employ that strategy.

She’s was also the one complaining while crawling through the barbed wire that she “didn’t sign up for this”. Dial whine-one-one for a waahmbulance.

For the glass tower challenge:

I would have started with a 2x2 square of glasses, with one centered on top. Then expand the base to 3x3, expand the second level to 2x2, and add one at the top. And so on. That gives you maximum stability at each level, since every glass is supported by 4 others.

The final tower would be 15x15 glasses at the bottom, then 14x14, and so on up to 1x1 at the top. That’s a stable tower of 1240 glasses. How many did they have to use?

They had to use exactly 650 - which gives you a perfect 12 level high tower of squares. Which is exactly what the brothers had - then they scavenged 3 glasses from somewhere on their tower to get it to 15. If you do equilateral triangles 1 - 3 - 6 - 10, it takes 680 glasses to get to 15 levels, so I have no idea what the correct stacking method could be.

They had 680 glasses. When I saw them arranging them in squares, I thought immediately that there was no way they would have enough glasses. I then used triangular numbers to get the correct total. They were supposed to arrange each layer in an equilateral triangle.

It gave me a good reason to explain triangular numbers to my son.

Yeah, we decided last night that if we were on the Race and had that Detour, we’d be doing the grape-picking. Yes, it’s needle-in-a-haystack, but the math that was apparently involved with the glasses would have made me stabby, which is not a good state to be in on the Race at any point.

Just as an aside, what size of bottle was that? I’m absolutely horrible at figuring volume, and we were calling it a magnum last night, but obviously, looking at that link, a magnum is way too small for that thing. A Nebuchadnezzar? A Melchizedek? How did they end up using Biblical names, anyway?

That said, the easiest way to do it would be to assume you need 1 on the top, 4 on the next row, 9 on the row below that, 16 on the row below that and so on–minimum–that’s easy: it’s just a square number sequence and it’ll be stable. Any leftover glasses could just be stacked around the bottom. The thing had to use all glasses but didn’t have to follow any pattern.

That said, I’d still have done the needle in the haystack-.

Except that, listening to the ones who did it discussing how they were doing it, it needed to be 15 levels high, as well. You had to figure out how to arrange exactly 680 glasses so there were 15 levels of them.

I was puzzled by the glass-stacking challenge, too. To me, the way Phil described it, the way it was stacked was important, because he said you had to do the math to make it work out that there was only one on top.

Course, the way the brothers solved the problem was pretty impressive…I thought for sure the top three wouldn’t survive the pouring.

Do they really have champagne fountains at Bar and Bat Mitzvahs these days?

I would have sworn Phil said 650, but I just watched it online, and he does say 680. They do show a stack made of equilateral triangles (that the contestants presumably didn’t see) as well. You did have to get it 15 levels high, so stacking squares wouldn’t have worked.

equilateral triangle

Highest Level = 1 glass
2nd Highest = 3 glasses (1 + 2)
3rd Highest = 6 glasses (1+2+3)
4th Highest = 10 glasses (1+2+3+4) etc.

680 = 1 +3 + 6 + 10 + 15 + 21 + 28 + 36 + 45 + 55 + 66 + 78 + 91 + 105 + 120