I wanted to get my mom one of those shiatsu massaging back cushions for her birthday so I went to Amazon.com and, being essentially lazy, entered “massager” rather than “shiatsu massager.” In addition to the item I was looking for, I also got quite the assortment of, ahem, personal massagers. :eek: My personal favorite is the Green Wormie Bath and Shower Massager, which looks more like a child’s toy than a vibrator.
So I’m wondering how long it’s going to be before the religious right finds out and calls for a boycott. Maybe I should get my order in now…
I Rub My Wormie is a waterproof, personal massager that was designed for the ultimate massage!!!
Its long, rippled body is hard, but covered with ultra-soft skin and tiny, rounded nodules run the length of the Wormie’s underbelly.
Dual-speed control is easily operated with one hand to customize the level of vibration.
Just press the cleverly hidden button and enjoy the strong vibrations running through this sweet-faced Wormie.
RELAX…Just Feel GOOD!
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Wow, I am really surprised that Amazon has a “back room”, for lack of a better term.
Also, have to say that even given the ease of ordering from them, and having a box on the porch in a few days, the thought of going into their site, after ordering any toys, and seeing “WE HAVE RECOMMENDATIONS FOR YOU” would probably make me a bit skeevy… :eek:
Good point. After making my earlier post, I’ve tried going back to amazon.co.uk directly, and am being offered ‘40% off Crime and Erotica’. How crime comes into the equation, I’m not sure.
CityTV still has soft core (i.e.: dick-free) movies on Friday or Saturday nights, and so does TLN, I think. Hey, I’m not looking for this stuff, but when I’m channel surfing on the Pacific coast at 10pm and get a screen full of East coast time zone thrust-o-bum, it’s usually more entertaining than *Dateline: Pervert Outrage * on NBC
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