Doc Johnson Fist Shaped Dildo, on amazon.com

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-reviews/B00028XKKM/ref=cm_rev_prev/104-8481483-0130324?_encoding=UTF8&customer-reviews.sort_by=-SubmissionDate&n=3760901&s=hpc&customer-reviews.start=1

Some of the customer reviews are entertaining: “I love my Fist and use it at least once everyday, but my only complaint is that it is a slight bit too small because I regularly go elbow deep. I’d like to see an upgraded version of The Fist that has the ability to hold a fork/spoon, a pencil, or even a flashlight. It would definitely make it more versatile and discreet. I might even be able to keep one at my office, then. “‘What’s that?,’ you say? That’s just my pen holder.” I would recommend manufacturing the Bob Dole edition. It should come pre-equipped with a nice pen.”

a) When did Amazon start selling sex toys?

b) Far be it for me to judge someone else and their sex habits, but this one is just plain disturbing:

There ain’t enough :eek: in the world.

:smack:

I’m guessing close to 99% of these reviews are not, how you say, legit.

Particularly the ones with people’s full names. I think someone’s friends are having a little fun with them.

I envision their commercial with two women breaking off the arms of Venus d’ Milo.

I saw these the other day, while shopping for my husband! Made me laugh pretty hard.
And no, incidentally, I wasn’t buying my husband a new toy. :smack: :stuck_out_tongue: I was looking for one of those lumbar massagers, and “massage” is one of those magical keywords that can lead you into some interesting side streets.

Sure you weren’t. :wink:

When did Amazon start selling sex toys? I oughta visit more often…

Amazon themselves don’t sell the toys, but they have sellers who can sell through them.

I did pick up something for myself, from a company called “Handy Woman Power Tools” that sells through Amazon. What a great name! :smiley:

I’m sort of happy now that one can edit the “most recently viewed” list on your Amazon page.

Clicking on “other products by this vendor” is enlightening. But probably not safe for work.

Some of those reviews are funny stuff.

If the person selling it is named Boswell, it could be worth some serious cash.

Yes!

The perfect gift for my MIL!

thanks for the tip.

Don Johnson Fist Shaped Dildo, on amazon.com

I knew his career was in the toilet, but geez.

One of the reviews: “Wow, who ever thought Doc Johnson would break into the adult toy biz after Miami Vice was cancelled?!”

I have to get one so the next time I want something that costs an arm and a leg, I am half the way there!