Ambivalid: I know a crackhead, so I'm professor of crackology now

I’m not the only one with the opinion that active crackheads are subhuman- why would you single me out for that? And I have heard over and over since the 80’s that crack *can be * addictive with one use. So sorry if I offended you by saying those two things. I didn’t come in here to be insulted or fight with people- I just wanted to comment that this pitting seemed gratuitous. I’m out.

Crack is wack.

Um duh–how are they going to steal VCRs and perform sex acts if they’re underground?

WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN???!!!

I would like to be “runner up of evil” in case you are unable to fulfill your duties. :slight_smile:

People can decide that crack is something they like after one use. People can experience a psychological “come down” after their first use of crack wears off. But the idea that crack cocaine, or any substance for that matter, can be physically addictive after one use is laughably stupid.

Well, I thought that thread was good craic.

Wait - I’m sure I heard Nancy Reagan say that crack was addictive after only one use. After just thinking about using, in fact.

Nancy wouldn’t LIE to me, would she?

Well not technically, since I’m sure she believed it. Her astrologer told her so.

She did say “just say no” so according to my magic 8 ball, “all signs point to Nancy.”

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Ah, you’re an adherent to the Alice school of thought, I see. Me, I’m more of a living_in_hell_ist. Just because the last ten crack addicts I let stay in my guest room stole my phone, wallet and laptop doesn’t mean I’m entitled to make generalizations about an entire group of people. Everybody is special and unique in their own special and unique way.

You’re a lot of the reason why that thread was annoying. You know that, right? I’m surprised you can type so well through all the drool on your keyboard, you muppet.

What a shitty, shitty cite you have there.

“One hit can get anyone addicted.”. What the hell does that even mean?

Your citation is laughably stupid. Seriously, that’s some craptastic propaganda right there.

Hell, right off the top, they claim that drug abuse is the third leading cause of death in the US. The CDC begs to differ.

I’m going to agree with the OP. Knowing one crackhead doesn’t make Ambivalid Crackopedia. The one thing all crackheads have in common is that they are addicted to crack. They are not all sexually promiscuous (crack does not make everyone universally horny), they are not all prostitutes, they are not all thieves. They are all addicts, and there are similarities, but they are not identical. One friend in trouble does not make you an expert, and you look a bit foolish spouting a lot of this nonsense as if it were fact.

By “friend”, he means “guy I’m not very close to, but have known for 3 years”.

We have much to learn from them.

I’ll have you know I put down my pipe to read this thread. Fuck.

Amateur.

This board has come up with a lot of shitty band names, but that one’s the worst.