Ambivalid: I know a crackhead, so I'm professor of crackology now

Not crack, because then he’d be so busy giving blowjobs and getting scabs on his lips he’d have no time to post. That’s according to our resident expert on crackheads anyway.

Never had a scab on my lip (upper or lower). Does happy dance

Seriously? A space between the “T” and the “w” in Two?

Scabs are from opioids, do try to keep up.

Whitney Houston was a prostitute?

Least ways she’d always love YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

She most likely would have been had she not been a millionaire celebrity. She was surrounded by money and enablers. She didn’t have to prostitute herself to get her crack. Had she not died early (of a cocaine-related death), she would have eventually wound up broke and alone.

Seriously? I posted from my phone. :slight_smile:

No they’re not. Go get schooled in that thread by the expertS you twit. :slight_smile:

Is it scary having this power, knowing the fates of all mankind in alternate universes? Tell me, what would have happened to me if I hadn’t gone back to grad school? Would I still have the same job? Would I be a crack whore or a regular whore?

Ambivalid wasn’t the only know-it-all in that thread. Just the loudest and most persistent, and the most unpopular. There-I said it.

That thread be damned, he’s all that here.

Seriously? I’m posting from my dying sister’s bedside. Am I using that as an excuse for typos?

Seriously? Please subscribe me to your newletter.

Aw Smeghead, you’d never just be a regular whore. You’d always be a special whore to us.

So now rich people get an exception from the prostituting affect of crack? Are there any other sociological/physiological interactions that are unique to crack?

You are ridiculous.

Aha, but, I am not a millionaire celebrity and I am not a crackhead, so that blows your little theory out of the water. QED, bitch.

??? Good for you. I am talking about those who have a crack addiction.

Of course a rich person would be an ‘exception’. At least for as long as they were “rich”. How is this even noteworthy?