Nothing too unusual so far…
A selection of my favorites from the hundreds that had me guffawing:
We need our politicians to stand for conservative principles like small government. We can accomplish this by spending more than everyone in the world combined on our military, regulating people’s behavior in the bedroom, and imposing our religious beliefs on all Americans.
A national lottery for choosing public office holders. Sheer chance couldn’t be worse than what we have now.
I think stall doors should be made transparent in the congressional bathrooms to avoid confusion which could lead to wild eyed accusations of foot tapping behaviors. It’s bad enough that hairy Rahm Emanuel can get away with chesting our congressmen in the showers.
Let us never forget that the founding fathers were a homogeneous group who never disagreed about anything, and that we should continually invoke them as such.
The best way to strengthen the family is by mass plural marriage.
When you take the purity pledge, does that include livestock?
Nothing strengthens families like 2-part epoxy.
Every American should be required to learn recent American history in school so that maybe in a generation or two we could actually learn from our mistakes instead of repeating them over and over again with the Bush family.
Nowhere in the constitution does it say that zombies, vampires, gollums and misc. homunculi cannot vote. This needs to be addressed immediately before our nation is overrun by the legions of the undead.
Troll or serious?
At this point, I’m thinking yeah, most of the stuff are trolls. Trolls love this site, and the real GOPers don’t know how to use the Internet yet.
Actually, I kinda like that one.
It just keeps getting better and better. The current “Most Recent” selections in the “Open Mic” category:
“Help, I’m Iraq!”
This might actually be pretty clever, since they can now point to this and say “look, we tried to do something contructive and the lefties came and sabotaged it”.
It’s “Mr Splashypants” syndrome all over again. Never ask the Internet for constructive input without HEAVY moderation in place.
I’m willing to pay a special tax for this right now. Where do I sign up?
I’m ony half kidding.
I think we’ve got the makings of a solid political platform here:
I was QUITE content with just re-watching the Trololo Cat until the the kind folks here at SDMB pointed to this wonderful site. I HEARTILY salute you!
This one made me smile:
A couple more:
Man, this could go on for DAYS.
They have to run out of material sometime, don’t they? I mean, how long can internet trolls keep going?
Well, we’re up to like 30 years or more now if we count old text BBS.
I plan to never quit. EVER.
Although for some reason I can no longer log onto my account.
Oh no! They’re on to me!!! What’ll I do!?! :eek: 
Ok, one more and I’ll stop:
Here’s in interesting question: since this site is operated under public funds, and is supposedly for the public, does banning users for trolling violate the first amendment?
Dammit, I can’t register as a Canadian! (Yeah, I can put in a fake ZIP code (like probably most of the users on there did - hmmm, any ZIP codes with a population of 0?), but I’d rather just complain that they’re prejudiced against Canadians.)
And I wanted to put:
and see if it would be identified as a troll or not …
Is it publicly funded? I thought this was a Republican Party deal.