They are old now, but any of the assertions that America will be better off for electing and re-electing George W. Bush.
I actually tried to craft my suggestions so that they were loony yet plausible, just on the line of what a wacko tea bagger might actually say, pushed just a bit over the line. Remarkably, you don’t have to alter the original much for it to come across as loony.
But yes!!! My first amendment rights are being violated! Help! Help! I’m being oppressed!
Nope. Tax dollars. Just remember that when GOPtards bitch about wasting money on stuff like volcano monitoring.
-Joe
Don’t shut it down, Democrats! This is the best use of public funds… well, ever.
My favorite, by a mile:
Might have to make that my sig.
You’re right. It should become instead an object lesson in “Be careful what you wish for, you might get it”. They should vote instead that the Republicans should make laws to put into effect EVERY SINGLE suggestion that they receive on that site 
In the “real or fake?” category:
Quick! Somebody needs to get on “America Speaking Out” and propose cutting “YouCut”!
That’ll show 'em!
I pledge 10 bucks toward the cost of your lawsuit.
I’m glad the national security problems have now been solved. Soon as we address the Ninja Cats, we will be unassailable 
That problem is already being addressed
woo hoo!!!
Not quite:
Karate eleison!
Try these Washington DC ZIP codes:
20510 United States Senate
20515 US House of Representatives
20540 Library of Congress
Each of those has a resident population of zero.
ZIP Code 20500 (the White House) would have a resident population of five.
From The Stand:
The Lord is my shephered. He greases my head up. he gives me Kung Fu in the face of my enemies.
Amen.
This one says it all:
Sorry for the necro, but I just found this thread (and it’s the first I’ve heard about the site). This would be awful though. A perpetual motion device would eventually reach market saturation and then there’d be an egalitarian monopoly: zero competition. That’s why John Galt destroyed his prototype and Ayn Rand refused to give the details.
After all, we hold that rich white landowners were created equal and that for them to come out on top, they have to stand on the shoulders of those sucking on the teat of the nanny state - or something. From each, according to hierarchy, to each, depending on campaign contributions - blessed are the job creators. Amen.
The links in OP don’t work for me. (“The page cannot be found … HTTP Error 404.”)
Do they work for others?