American Dopers use the word "fuck" like the Smurfs use the word "smurf"

[Mac_Guffin]

To all those who post against the word “fuck”.

** FUCK YOU.**

[pesch]

*Originally posted by Chickenhead *
**I’ll be Papa Fuck.
On another note, isn’t this one of the more bizarrely infolded posts you’ve read? I mean, you’ve got some people talking about Hamlet, some people talking about grammar, and some people talking about fucking smurfs?

Also, the past participle can be used as an adjective.

eg I am totally fucked. (in trouble)
I am totally fucked up. (inebriated)
Your car is fucked up. (broken)
Your logic is fucked up. (erroneous)

Present participle adverb :
You are fucking stupid. (very stupid)

Present progressive :
You are fucking a dog (transitive)
They’re fucking in the church (intransitive)
You are fucking Stupid. (Okay, that one is a little confusing-- by that, I mean you are fucking that person who is always with that person who is wearing the T-shirt.)

Gerund:
I love fucking.

Verbal:
To fuck is an amazing thing.

General noun (use is somewhat uncommon):
You are a total fuck! (i.e. fucker, asshole)

Bumping your toe:
FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK! FUUUCK! Fuckity fuck fuck McFuck fuck FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Ow.

Once you become proficient, you can speak the English language with the fluency of my friends and manipulate the word to your behest.

Fucking uh, I was fucking studying for this fucking test, but I was fucked up because my girlfriend didn’t wanna fuck when I drove down to fucking visit the bitch, and I was fucking takin’ all this fucking Dexedrine etc… **

All I have to say is that I would have paid a lot more attention to English grammar in junior high school if it had been taught this way.

“Fuckity fuck fuck McFuck fuck” Hee-hee-hee-hee.

[YWalker]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Creaky *
**

*Originally posted by Zaphod Beeblebrox ***
Wait, hang on…

Doesn’t “peyo” mean “fart” in Spanish??? Or maybe it’s spelled “peo”… I can’t remember! Well, maybe it’s a play on the sound of the word??

Wow, we’re coming full circle here. According to this site, the origin of the word "petar(d) is

From the French ‘p[sup]o[/sup]/[sub]oo[/sub]ter’ - to fart.

(Woo-hoo! my 5 year old is speaking French already! Just the other day I heard him say one of his classmates pooted…)

[sailor]

This is evidently chicken town I think the guy was in a fowl mood that day.

[pesch]

*Originally posted by sailor *
**This is evidently chicken town I think the guy was in a fowl mood that day. **

From the site:

The fucking cops are fucking keen
To fucking keep it fucking clean
The fucking chief’s a fucking swine
Who fucking draws a fucking line
At fucking fun and fucking games
The fucking kids he fucking blames
Are nowehere to be fucking found
Anywhere in chicken town

After winning his bet to write a children’s book using only 50 words, Dr. Seuss went double-or-nothing with slightly different variation . . .

[sailor]

I would also note that the author is British so…

[zoogirl]

Shakespeare took peyote and did WHAT to a Smurf?!?! :eek:

[Chronolicht]

The Fucking Fucker Is Fucking Fucked.
Eh. Fuck It.

[Debaser]

*Originally posted by LouisB *
**I recently saw a tee shirt emblazoned with the message:

“Fuck you, you fucking fuckelty fuck.”

I absofuckinglutely thought it over the fucking top. **

Also at the onion they sell a bunch of good t-shirts. One of them simply reads “Let the fucking begin!”

Classic.

[Dale_The_Bold]

*Originally posted by gooti *
**From this point forward my name shall be Fuckette. **

Then call me Hefty Fuck.