This fucking thread - OR This "fucking" thread - OR - Nym shouldn't post after 400a

The BBQ Pit
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Let’s just take the amusing ways to use the word “fuck” and run with them, shall we?

My favourites as of late:

Dancing like mad fuck-fuck - paraphrasing of Demo

saepiroth had a nice one with - FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK ON A FUCKING FUCKSAUSAGE OF FLAMING SHIT-FILLED FUCK (WITH DEEP-FUCK-FRIED FUCKING FUCKABLE FUCK ON THE SIDE)!!!

I’ve been having considerable success with “and a side of pan-fried fuck and beans” but I’m now wondering if I was inspired from the above.
Let’s fucking have it. Creative uses of “fuck.”
Go.

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I have to be fucking creative at this time of morning?

Why didn’t somebody fucking tell me this?

:smiley:

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Oh, fuck me running but I’ve got a lot of fucking things on my mind right now or I would get right to the fucking point of your fucking problem.

Look, let’s not fuck around on this: I just don’t have the fucking time to fuck with your fucking shit right the fuck now. Okay, fuck, perhaps, tomorrow I might be able to fuck around with it but not right now.

Fuck! I’m so fucking sorry but Mary is really fucking me and John over on this fucking plan and we don’t have any fucking idea when she’s going to get off her fucking ass and let us get down to the fucking business…

And that business is fucking. John and I would like to fuck. We have spent a lot of fucking time talking about the fucking stuff we will do when we don’t have all these folks fucking with us… those fucking fuckers!

I swear, my fucking head hurts!

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How could I have forgotten the infamous “Liquid fuck” from some jarbabyj post or another?

I’m not looking up a link at 520a. Fucking blow it out your fuck hole.

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Spoken by me, by the way.

“What the fuck are you fucking doing, you fucking fuck!? Get the fuck out of my way!”

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Buckets of Fuck ™

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Respect the pool table, or get the fucks out of here.

Can a man ever have too much adenine tri-fucking-phosphate?

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ooo! thank you for the complement, but it wasn’t creativity that fueled my invective; it was rage at the fact my glasses broke.

you just don’t mess with a man’s glasses.

oh yes…
here’s a fucking link

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I took a linguistics class in college where it was taught that the only proper infix (like a prefix or a suffix, only in the middle of a word) in the english language was in fact “fucking”. As in:

fan-fucking-tastic
Lake Winnipe-fucking-saukee
boo-fucking-hoo

you get the idea.

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You people don’t understand the seriousness of this situation.

Nymysys had put a certain amount of emotional investment in this, sleep deprivation nonwithstanding.

Observe:

“<Nymmy> GODDAMN YOU, FUCK THREAD! SOAR! SOAR LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING EAGLE!”

I fucking recommend that more fucking people fucking post or she’s fucking likely to fucking implode.

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Coldfire said it best, for my money:

Sweet Thundering Fuck

y’all are bunch of fucking pantywaists with your fucking rehashing of old fucks, fuckchops.

jarbaby

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I’ve always been partial to, “Why don’t you play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?”

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[Fenster from Usual Suspects}

“Uh, whatdafuck, muddafucka!?”

(Best line EVER!!!)

[/FFUP]

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“Why don’t you go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut!
Why don’t you go take a flying fuck at the moon!”

Always a classic, and you can say that they appeared in a Kurt Vonnegut novel (No, I don’t have a cite, though I think it was Schlachthaus Fünf) so you got your lit’cher working for ya.

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Besides jarbabyj’s “fuckchop”, which I still love, I like Tequila Mockingbird’s “sweet gibbering fuck”. Just speaks to me, I guess.

And who could forget Robert De Niro in Midnight Run:
“I got two words for you–shut the fuck up!!!”

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No creative FUCK usage but fuck it I now have a fucking place to bitch. Last night I wake up at 3:15 fucking AM and all I can think of is my little fucking dipshit brother. I keep thinking about this little fuck til it finally hits me, HE NEEDS ME! So I fucking get out of bed freeze my fucking ass off and fucking call fuck face. But I forgot, little fuck face has caller ID and refuses to take my fucking phone calls! That fucking prick! So I leave a fucking message on his stoopid fucking answering machine and wait for the little crippled fuck to call me. ( He really is crippled so that’s not part of the fucking story or an insult. ) So I get fucking tired of waiting and I go to the fucking chat to talk to some fucking people and get my mind off fuck face. There I run into ** Miss Nym** and she has this great idea for a fuck thread. Oh fuck that’s just what I fucking need! Somewhere to really fucking let loose! But did she fucking make it while I was still up? No she fucking waited til I fucking went to bed still dreaming about that stoopid fucking brother of mine. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! It pisses me off that I could care so much about a fucking prick who gives less than fucking shit about me! Fuck him, that’s it, I fucking give up. FUCK HIM! And thanks ** Nymmy** for the thread :slight_smile:

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During a long-ago fight with a girlfriend, when she decided to throw my previous relationships back in my face… she said to me, “…and then I find out you fucked around like Fucky Fuckerson!”

I couldn’t help it. I froze for a moment and then burst out laughing. Years later, I still recall it word for word.

  • Rick
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snort BWaaaahahaaaahahhahahahahahaha!ghasp WAhahahhahahahaaaa! choke

I think I fucking blew out my fucking spleen on that one! :slight_smile:

“Fucky Fuckerson”. Band name, Porno name, and just plain funny to boot.

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Holy Mary mother of fuck. That is priceless.

Worth a “fuck” smiley. Anyone have any ideas?

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now look, fuck is indeed a fucking useful fucking word to fucking use. I’ve fuckin’ used the fucking word so many fucking times, its just fucked-up trying to fucking recall all the ways. From all the fucking fuckers who fucking use their fucking cell fucking phones ad-fucking-nauseum on the fucking road to the fucked-up fucker of a motherfucking goat fucker that fucking ruined my fucking project. Why, just the other fucking day, I recalled the fucktart that whored herself out to some guys I knew in college… she was fucking creepy (yes, double meaning there). One guy who did fuck her was asked “why”, and he said, “the fuck if I know”… I’ll fucking leave it at that.
Now, creative uses of fuck, be it in phrases and such, well, that gets even more interesting…

such as describing someone’s speed of thought as "the rate at which snails fuck"

or, perhaps, a phrase I recall, where the original use is unknown to me, but it is as follows: “canned fuck in a fire” Colorful and precise, I believe it may have been used to describe someone’s anger…

oh well, that’s all I can fucking think of right now.