Fuck this…
Hey! TM must have ganked it from me, then. 
I was going to mention that, considering I use it now and I always use it courtesy of you, Maeg.
Eh, fuck it.
Maybe I’ll start using “fuck” like the Smurfs use “smurf.”
"Being fucked the other day, I decided to wander off to the bedroom to have a little fuck before dinner. As I fucked the stairs, I tripped over the pile of fuck my roommate had left lying on the landing. ‘Well, isn’t that a fuck for the books?’ I asked myself. To help me drift off into fuck, I picked up my favourite edition of ‘FUCK - The Legend’…
Hrm…I can see that getting creepy quick-like.
Jesus H. fucking Christ!
do you people touch yourselves with those dirty fucking fingers you type with? i mean, jumped-up fuck! fuck me! its like someone lit the un-cut fuck bomb around here!
okay, okay, joke em’ if they can’t take a fuck!
don’t like my fuckin’ shit? well fuck you, you fucking fuck!
intercourse your momma with a fuck shovel!
i’m fuckin’ outta here!
I can’t help you here, Nymmy. I never swear.
Fucking La Dee Fuckety do da,
Fucking useage of the fucking word fuck involves a fuck of a lot more than fucking saying fuck. Fucking practice is refuckingquired for proper fucking roll-off of your fucking tongues. If it doesn’t fucking flow like a fucking sonnet it isn’t fucking worth a fuck. For fuck’s sake it’s like fucking a fucking cousin. It fucking feels good, looks fucking cool, but its not the fucking same as a true fuck, unless she’s fucking cute as fuck, or an infuckingcredible fuck, in which fucking case it doesn’t fucking matter one fuck or another if any fuckers find the fuck out about it. On the other fucking hand, you just might have a fucking attitude and not fucking give a fuck through a rolling fucking cheerio, and fucking spew as much as you fucking want cuz you are just the fucking type to be a fuck about it. By now you fuckers are all in fucking wonder at whether or fucking not I have a fucking moral to this fucking shit. Well fuck me, I fucking do!
When your fucking dick is in the fucking dirt, just fuck the fucking dirt cuz you’ll feel fucking better after fucking blowing your fucking fuck juice into the fucking earth, all the more fucking so if you have the fucking imagination to fucking believe that you fucking gagged the fucking mole that fucking dug all those fucking tunnels in your fucking yard.
Fuck ya all.
Fuckin’ A, people! You’re making my fucking eyeballs bleed!
Oh for fuck sake. This fuckin’ shit a-fuckin-gain. Every motherfuckin’ time a mutha-fucka tries to play his mutha-whore-fuckin’ NICE fuckin’ persona, another mutha-fucka got a come around and give my fuckin’ ass another fuckin’ reason to speak like a mother-fuckin, bitch-slappin, paperclip pimp-mothafuckin-stick usin’, gang-bangin’, damn near dyin from mutha-fuckin OG, likes to carry a fuckin fuck pump around, fuck your gran-ma in a half a fuckin fuck of a second, type a G.
Fuck that. I’m a fuckin fuck this shit up if I don’t get the fuckin “Fuck yeah!”‘s off you mutha-fucks. I’ll fuckin’ teach a fuck how to fuck his fuckin fuck of bitch of a hoe for mother-fuckin breakfast, and later for fuck-hummin lunch, I’ll fuck up a bunch of his fuckin pansy ass fuck-nuts these fucks call “Boyz”, (but I fuckin’ see as the punk-funks they are), and after my fuckin ass fucks em up, they gonna get the fuck fucked out of em by my mother fuckin bitches, motherfuckas.
Do I make my self fuckin clear?
fuck.
DaLovin’ Dj
(Feeling alot better.)
We got into a lengthy discussion over “Jesus Hog-fucking Christ” in the chat room. I’ve found it quite appealing.
I really like “The Rate At Which Snails Fuck.” That’s a good one.
I’ve also been saying “I AM FUCK YOU! IAMFUCKYOU!” It’s one of the Nihilist lines from The Big Lebowski.
Fuck fuckity fuck fuck, and a side of fuck, and some fuck to drink.
Enough of this fuckery, you fuckslices!
I mean holy fuckcheese, people!
And I know this isn’t the use of “fuck,” but let’s not forget, from The Onion’s Our Dumb Century (the moon landing article),
Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket!
Now some stupid fuck will probably come around and ask if that I was fuckin’ jokin’ or not. Dumbfucks.
DaLovin.
Do not taunt Happy Fuck Ball ™.
I once did that skit where they go through the different range of emotions the word “dude” can be used to convey, but replaced “dude” with “fuck”. Too bad it doesn’t translate well into print. It was pretty fucking funny, dude.
Fuck me in the ear with sandpaper!
Sinners.
Not unlike my fave, “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!”
From “Heathers”, IIRC.
Infuckingcredible. Fuckin’ unoriginal bastards*.
Fuck all y’all.
(*: except for Jarbaby, of course)
Jesus fuck!
There are a fuckload of funny things in this thread. Even for you fuckwits.
Fucks fucked a fuck who’d fuck without giving a fuck, so Fuck said fuck it fucker and go fuck your fucking self.
Well, my little fuckvixen, oyu might have a point, but there aren’t a whole lot of gold fucknuggets bubbling to the surface.
These dinglefucks are just recyling old petrifucked fuckfossils.
Fuckweasles.