Hrm. And would that make you my fuck buddy? I think I like it.
It’d make him fucksnow, of course, your fuck buddy.
You couple of fuckniks.
This was in Slapstick. Hi ho.
My favorite is this gem of the English language:
Fuggin’ hell. Fucking isn’t for FLIRTING! It’s for…um…
Fuck you guys. I’m taking my fucking toys and going the fuck home.
Fuckin’ guys.
FUCK FUCK FUCK ON STICK HITTING A PILE OF FUCK
As ranted in the chat:
There is a woman at my office with a HUGE mouth. Forever going off with Gossip.
Yesterday, she told me some particularly embarassing stuff (for the person she was talking about, not me). Then, an hour later came in to my office and said “Don’t tell anyone, ok?”.
I said “Jesus Christ, Francesca, Give me some credit.”
(Nym snorted at this point)
She threw a little hissy fit. I could have thrown something at her. Man.
Anyhooooo, I don’t lose my temper. Like, ever.
Like I’m going to go off and gossip about people I don’t know anyway, right? Please.
Anyway, I forgot about it.
This morning, she came into my office, closed my door, and said that she didn’t appreciate having her head bit off, and that my outburst was unwarranted, and uncalled for.
I told her that on several occasions I have said that what is said in the office stays there, and that since I don’t gossip, it wouldn’t go any further anyway.
(Nym at this point said “Kill her, Ginger! Kick her ASS!”)
She still has her nose out of joint. Fucking Texan Twat.
Donna, another co-worker who happens to be the boss’ wife, was there when it happened yesterday
(jarbabyj at this point said “Mmmmmm…Texas Twat…” and then Photon said “I’m sure Ginger is a hotty” :D)
So, if Francesca goes to Boss, Donna backs me up, Francesca loses her credibility and/or her job.
And, I’m still pissed off. Except at Photon. I’d do him, if he wasn’t a FUCKING BOT!
Actually, I think he’d be thinkfuck. But even fucksnow has its problems. One is someone who just thinks about sex without doing anything about it. The other is so desperate, he’s developed snowballs.
So, instead, I just have to say: Hey, vix, how you doin’? 
Congratulations to StuporDud, for hijacking yet ANOTHER thread to flirt.
Fuck me if I’m wrong, SuperDude, but your “Fuck me!” schtick is getting abso-fucking-lutely tiresome.
Fuckin’ guy.
Whoop-de-fucking-shitcakes!
Quibble-dicked fuck-nut.
That fucking Francesca wasn’t fucking me. Fucking libellous fuckwits. And no, I don’t fucking fuck myself before you fucking saying anything.
Swearing is fucking big and fucking clever.
A personal favorite from my pre-Christian days-
“F—you and anybody that looks like you!”
No, I’m not gonna type it all out! I told some of my friends what a cool place this is! Just 'cause I USED to say it…
You’re going to H— for that!
Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck a duck. Mother of fuck. Fucking fuck. Fuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
See, really I just started this thread for whenever I need to vent with a primal scream.
This could get to be a looooooooooooooooooooooong thread.
Don’t fucking swear, shithead! (a.k.a: why mikahw shouldn’t post when he’s really tired…)
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Well, S—!!
Actually, doubt it! You know what some smart-alecks call Christianity? Fire Insurance!
