American Idol 1/24

Is your son of age? I think I’d like to put his name on my dance card.

Heh…

No way. It was a HUGE ploy to sell the DVD. Now however many million people know it exists without thinking they’ve been advertised to.

Are my ears just being dulled by all the painful music, or did Jimmy Crabtree actually sound like he has a really nice voice somewhere in there? I’d rather listen to him than the soulless, polished country-y guy that was accepted before.

This guy’s just trying to get on TV.

I just looked up Paula & Randy’s DVD on Amazon. It’s for real. Holy crap! How can they look at themselves in the mirror? Won’t someone think of the children?!?!?!

Anyone who’d buy Paula’s CD after that deserves what they get.

I don’t catch their names too often, was this the DVD kid that held the notes for days? If so, yeah, if he hadn’t tried to do vocal tricks he may have been at least average, still not good enough for Idol but not “horrendous”.
Is anyone else sick of all the people who try to appeal to Paula to “save” them. If Randy and Simon hate you, Paula can’t save you.

I’m glad we have a talented, non-stereotypical Jewish contestant after the trainwreck that was Mini-Hilton.

Say, how many of the Chosen People have been chosen on Idol before?

Tyra is quite lovely. She has beautiful hair, and a nice, pure voice. I think I’m a wee bit smitten. Hopefully she won’t make bad song choices later. Lovely cheekbones, too.

They shouldn’t even put that foul-mouthed annoying girl on the show. Plus they are promo-ing the heck out of her. Who cares about someone with an attitude like that? I think that’s just low of the show. She’s awful in a non-entertaining way. Just low IMO

She’s oouuuuuuuutttt of maaaaaaaa liiiiiiiiiiiife.
She’s oouuuuuuuutttt of maaaaaaaa liiiiiiiiiiiiife…

Is that the song that was sung by “unique voice” long-note boy and forgetful Michael Jackson? I have never heard that song before in my life, and now I’ve heard it twice but I still have no idea what it really sounds like.

It sounds like Michael Jackson, actually.

That was beautiful.

Nice surprise. I didn’t think Fireman was going to make it. Glad he did, though. Not bad at all.

I could not be more bored by Rhonetta.

I’m embarrassed for all black hookers across America.

The idea of Paula drinking off her is not a good mental picture…

Oh, hell no! Kick her out! Dawg, seriously. These people are professionals. Why are they taking that crap from this girl? Rhonetta, please! Girlfriend is out of her mind. … Wait, there’s more? All the bleeping just scared my cats. And seriously, I don’t want to see her junk hanging out of the back (and the front) of her skirt. God, girl, you need church!

Me too. Why couldn’t we have heard Rainbow Brite instead?