Americans! Russia's invading! (eRepublik)

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FellowDopers, I come today to bring you some tragic news:

eMericais crumbling under the oppressive heals of our enemies. Russia has stormed through Canada and is now ravaging the northwest. The powerful Indonesian army has crushed the West coast’s defenses and now marches on Mississippi! Portugal took the beaches of Georgia and now is land-grabbing up and down the Appalacians.

Spain and Turkey are barely holding ground. Ireland is busy fighting off it’s own enemies while Sweden and Romania are hanging in there. It’s only a matter of time before our enemies swell to enormous proportions.

We need your help! Our Army cannot hold back all these nations at once! 2, we can handle, but we’re fighting 3 wars and more troops arrive on our soil every day! PM me so I can send an invitation email. Get into training so you can enlist and help defend our nation! Foreign Dopers welcome as well!

Train hard, build weapons, or make supplies for the soldiers. There are tons of ways to help the war effort. Your country needs you in these desperate times!

PM Chessic Sense today, join the fight!

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The eUnited States are done for. The mighty Indonesian army is unstoppable.

Seriously though, I was gone for a week and when I came back the eUS was struggling to survive.

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The solution is clear: war profiteering.

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Here, here!

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I thought you guys quit. I thought it was down to Clairobscur and me.

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Personally, I think conquering Canada was a big mistake. Now all those mounties have nothing to do but defend what’s left of the US. Peace treaties about being signed between the US and Ireland as well as Italy and…somewhere else. Those countries are joining the fight and will beat back those savage, heathen hordes from our shores. Rest assured- liberty will survive!

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If you look at my record I’ve still been working nearly every day.

And yes, liberty will survive, as Indonesia.