Ja, KaninchenJugend, Ich bin die Alpha Frau. Bist gut oder bist Hasenpfeffer. 
Rasa, me eeeeviiiilll? Where on earth are you people getting these ideas?
And if there is an International Doper war, which side would I be on? For although within me beats an American heart, chock full of mom, apple pie and all that is good; this body, the one that is hoping to cage free drinks, is in Europe.
Oh! The conflict, the Angst! What to do? I must go and brood. (Does that make me Danish?)
Pics won’t be up til Monday. Sorry.
PS. RIBBIT!
And with that fateful signal from tatertot to her minions across Europe, the long years of secret plotting and preparation come to an end. The final war is unleashed, Doper pitted against Doper, all bonds of friendship cast aside as the massed ranks of Eurotrash are ranged against the crack killers of the Unholy Lesbian Vampire Special Forces. We will prevail.
Yep I was. You’re not stalking me are you
Hi all, long time no speak. 
Sassy! I found out that the e-mails I sent you aren’t getting to your mindspring account.
Geez guys, thanks for keeping me informed!
Anyhoo, I sent it off again tonight, but just in case could you e-mail me an alternate addy, if you have one? Thanks.
Talk soon everybody!
tater, the SDMB Dopefest table sign made it back to Houston after a successful engagement in Austin. Its bags are packed and it’s ready to rumble.
beatle, thanks, I’ll e-mail you my addy tomorrow!
Trash, I put the pics up, URL should be in your hot little hands soon. Everyone who wrote me, you are in the tateranswer queue. Just got a few confirmations to make, and we are set!
Other EuroDopers, it’s not too late to join us!
HooRibbitAhh!
Do we really need to do the “Hey Baby” song? I just got back from a ski holiday in Sued-Tirol (which is Italy, but then all German), and I’ve heard it approximately 2,367 times the last 10 days. AAAARRRRRRGGGG!!!
Yes, Clogster we really do. It’s a tradition!
[sub]Unless you can think of a better song, and it better not be the Venga Boys…[/sub]
Hey Coldfire, if you can spare a minute, there’s a thread over in GQ you might be able to help with. Jomo Mojo wants an explanation of “I love you” in Dutch.
Glad you got back uninjured, and with DJ Otzi firmly lodged in your brain. We’ll be looking to you to lead the singing.
I just booked a flight, arriving Friday the 16th at 11:15. Any suggestions for hotel or area of the city to look in?
Big news, rather keep it off the boards.
I’m also going to update the pics pages, because somehow I left off my dear sweet Snormy. I don’t know how I managed that. I also changed Damhna’s pic, because he asked nicely.
I’m going to be out of touch til Monday, so if you need anything don’t panic if I don’t answer.
Okay, fixed the pics.
Sigh, now that I’m not going, who is going to protect my dear Snormy from all the superfreaks?
Sassy, Diane, fierra, and Botanica…it’s all up to you now. If a cute barmaid tries to come on to one of my guys, think to yourself What would tater do?. Make me proud, girls, make me proud.
Cheesy Poof, I’m going to e-mail you on Monday, there are some things I have to mail you. This time, please go to the post office and pick them up promptly like a good boy. 
Bunny Boy, you’re in charge of the song now. It’s a big responsibility, but I know you can handle it.
Pimpy, don’t think you can sneak away from the kiddie table now that I’m not going to be there. I have spies everywhere, you know.
I should be getting my tickets at the end of the month. I’ll try to make it earlyish on Fri.
Woohoo I’m looking forward to this.
So i was wondering how the hell any dopefest thread can get to four pages. Being the curious California kid that I am, venturing into foreign Eurodope territory, i explored this strange and mysterious frontier. Soon,i realized the secret as to why their thread territory is most expansive. They use the power known as excessive flirting! Yes! Excessive flirting has been known to automatically annex territory! So, with that secret knowlege in my brain, i must depart for my home territory (the BAD lands), and share this knowledge. However, i’m not so sure that my people in the BAD lands will be so keen on this flirting power!
ta ta, cheerio, cheers, later dude!
<tap, tap, tap>
Is this mike on?
Testing, 1, 2, 3
AHEM…
May I have your attention, please? I have an announcement to make.
Why, what could that be about, Shayna dearest?
Well, I saw this and thought I’d await the announcement but OK, lets try for a clue:
Does it have anything to do with Passport Control, funny foreign money, cucumber slices over the eyes and a total weekend of decadence ?
BTW, it’s nice to see the above two posters in sync as they were the first two to welcome me to this nut house on my first ever posting. Unfortunately, you never told me how to get out…
What’s the story, Shayna ?
Wakes up
What was that? Did somebody say something???
Wellity, wellity wellity.
Look who looks like he’s going to Amsterdam? Had a chat with the mother last night and she says that she dosent mind me missing the family party, if I make it up sometime in the future.
So, where is everyone staying???