The first thing you need to know is that I haven’t left the house all day. Haven’t been near any field weeds, or vegetation of any kind. The skirt I am wearing is a Morticia-Addams-shaped stretchy deal that I pretty much only wear around the house.
About an hour ago my brother texted to say that he’s back from vacationing in Hawaii, and would I like to have lunch tomorrow. So we texted back and forth making plans and arrangements. Finally, I texted him with your basic, “OK, see you tomorrow.”
My phone beeped with a return text from him, but I figured it was something along the lines of “OK,” so I didn’t look at it right away.
An hour later I went to look at the text and found that he had said, “Aye lassie.” As I smiled and put the phone down my hand brushed against my skirt and I felt a familiar shape there.
Looking down, I said to myself, “Now where did I get a burr?” then looked at the phone and I was like – “Hey… wait a minute!” 
