An Ode for Com2Kid who wants to murderize all creeps what done drugs!

The BBQ Pit
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For Com2Kid

Com2, Don’t Be a Junkie

The long-haired freaks, they shot up on Main Street
The grey haired ladies were aghast
I looked across and there I saw Com2
Waiting to go and kick some ass!
And with an angry glare at the druggies
His young and lovely fiancee
From where I stood I saw she was pissed off
And through her rage I heard her say

Com2 don’t be a junkie, don’t be a fool with your life
Com2, don’t be a druggie, stay straight and make me your wife
And with your body’s fluids be sure
To keep 'em clean! Be rightous and pure!
Com2, don’t be a junkie, come back to me

The hippie freaks were toked on a hillside
The pot-smoke blowin’ all around
The narc he cried: “We’ve got to arrest 'em,
(and pound those freaks into the ground)!
I need a volunteer to sneak up
So they can plant some evidence.”
And Com2’s hand was up in a moment
Forgettin’ all the words she said

She said
Com2 don’t be a junkie, don’t be a fool with your life
Com2, don’t be a druggie, stay straight and make me your wife
And with your body’s fluids be sure
To keep 'em clean! Be rightous and pure!
Com2, don’t be a junkie, come back to me

I heard his fiancee got a letter
That told Com2 got stoned that day
The letter said that he’s now a burn-out
She is ashamed he’s now that way
I hear he posts on the Straight Dope each day…

Bo Fenris and the Heywoods. Or Fenris Lace. Or Fenris Mitchell. Or any one of a billion other bands who sang this piece of crap.

This post was brought to you by the Citizen’s Ad-Hoc Committee on Stoners: A Com2 is a terrible thing to get wasted!

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Fenris, you have done it again! (And anyone who memorized all the words to “Billy, don’t Be a Hero” has got some issues himself :smiley: )

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:swoon"
Bo Fenris and the Heywoods are super dreamy!

What if they didn’t inhale?

[sub] Com2Kid, you have your work cut out for you. The ex-POTUS still receives Secret Service protection[/sub]

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Duuuuuude!

Author! Author!

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I’m not saying give him a break or anything…but the poor kid probably sits around all day wondering why they never had a sequal to The Goonies.

I meen he obviusly has never had a gramer leson, hiz thoughts are quight random and he haz sum kind uhv fassination with the male Ports cuming out of hiz old cumputers.

Kant wee all just git along…

puts left hand over right boob Partnership for a cross-eyed America…:slight_smile:

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I think Com2Kid must have been educated at the Eric Zoolander School For Kids Who Can’t Read Good.

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Thanks, Fenris, now that song will be on a loop through my head for the afternoon.

[sub]Where’s my Henrix?[/sub]

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Thanks, Fenris, now that song will be on a loop through my head for the afternoon.

[sub]Where’s my Hendrix?[/sub]

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Little Nazi.

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I’m so ashamed, I knew what song it was from the first line! I need to get out more.

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I was hoping for one to the tune of The Night Chicago Died…

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Fenris, you are my hero. :slight_smile:

On a side note:

There was a Nintendo game called Goonies 2. :wink:

LilShieste

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Hey, at least I didn’t post

“Com2 vs The Red Baron”!

:slight_smile:

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Please? I really gotta see that one.

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“Com2, me, my meloncholy baaaaaaaay-bee”

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Daddy was a cop, on the East side of Chicago…

It’s all yours Fenris, take it away…

A thing of beauty indeed.

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Darn you, Femris! I thought I finally had that tune out of my head! Now it’s with me forever.

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Femris? Is this a slur on my manly nature? Do you think that men cannot be song-parodiers? What about Alan Sherman? What about Weird Al?

Songophobe.

Fenris

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spooje, who still cannot spell…

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I am guilty of knowing all the words to that song… only because it’s on the soundtrack to the très gay movie Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, which I used to play quite often.

Still, great parody! :slight_smile: I used to write them and post them over at PlanetSucks all the time during Big Brother 1 and The Mole…

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