A rant in song about Fenris's songs

Okay, it’s not a rant about his songs (more like a tribute), but I am just sick and tired of Fenris having all the fun.:slight_smile:
The Love Song of J. Alfred Fenris

Let us go then, you and I,
When the posts are spread out against the sky
Like Mr. Adams etherized upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted threads,
The muttering heads
Of restless nights while surfing for the porn
And listless sites deserving of our scorn:
Threads that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question . . .
Oh, do not ask, ‘What is Fenris?’
Let us go and find his bliss.

In the room, the pos(t)ers come and go!

Looking for Michael and Angelo!

I grow old; I grow old
I find recursive parodies leave me cold.

Who’s this Fenris guy I keep hearing about?

Happy Fenris to you.
Happy Fenris to you.
Happy Fenris dear Fenris
Fenris Fenris blah puke.


“…and you can tell everyone/This is your song…”

This is the way the thread ends.
This is the way the thread ends.
This is the way the thread ends.
Not with a flame, with a simper.

Shall I venture to the Pit? Do I dare to open a thread?

Do I dare
Post this post?
In a minute there is time
For decisions and revisions which a minute will edit.

I hit submit.