Just to be clear, this was a joke. If you’ll notice, I didn’t even say anything to Fenris before I said, “I meant it.” It was in response to him saying he doesn’t assume anti-Semitism when he reads things, and then I, ever so wittily, said that was how I meant it - that is to say, nothing. Er, something like that.
See?
Now stop confusing the two of us, ya Dope bastards!
Esprix
Geeze, chill out you cocksmoking fag bastard.
Mmmm… cocksmoking…
Esprix
A little astroglide would fix that right up, guy.
If you smoke after sex, you’re going too fast?
So, lemme get this straight.
The Gay Bastard starts a threat explaining how something he said to the Jew Bastard in another thread was a joke. A Baltimore Bastard is quick on the draw with a witty comment, which is accepted at, uh, face value by the aformentioned Gay Bastard. Then some Canadian Bastard drops in with a sexually tinted comment, lowering the barriers for some Iowa Bastard to do the same.
And then some Dutch Nazi Mod Bastard sums it all up. Right?
And then the SPOOFE Bastard comes in and pokes everyone with his Toothbrush O’ Death.
Esprix, you great M&M-chorfing eejit, don’t you see that you’ve played right into Fenris’s hands? Only yesterday the bastard was whining that he didn’t have a Pit thread with his name in the title.
Evidently the “pornolize” link on the home page was a mistake. Look what it did to this thread.
Good lord, don’t any of you people know who your parents are?
Standing ovation
Fargin’ bastiges!
Sorry, but I don’t have my contact lenses in yet…and in the context of this thread I thougt you said “standing ovulation”.
Just move along…ignore this post.
So Fenris and Esprix could “conceivably” have the same dad?
…and another witty aside from the Texas Bastard…
[sub]sorry, this NC bastard couldn’t resist[/sub]
Hell, look at 'em. They could have starred in Twins.
You’re all a bunch of bastards and/or bitches. Really. That’s why I love you.
Esprix
Well, I wasn’t joking. I can’t stand Latvians. I also hate Lithuanians and Lichtensteinians. I like the three stooges, but I despise Larry. My least favorite Sesame Street skit was Billy Idol singing “I’m a rebel ‘L’, singing la, la, la”. I thought Star Trek: The Next Generation would be much better if they got rid of Levar Burton. Come to think of it, I can not abide anyone or anything that begins with an “L”. (I’m looking at you, lieu). My parents were mauled by a pack of wild llamas when I was eleven, and I have hated that degenerate letter ever since. Or maybe it’s just the Lithium the doctors make me take.
All of you killed Kenny!
You bastards!
Esprix, you queertronic, blanket-holding, thumb-sucker!
I knew you were kidding!
And no-one could possibly confuse us: One of us is a studly, macho, hairy-chested man-about-town.
And the other one is gay.
Fenris