I swear to christ that you cannot go into any thread where the word “gay” appears and not find this dude. It doesnt even matter what the hell the thread is about. If the word “Gay” or “homosexual” appears in the thread, he is there like a fly on shit. Does he log on everyday and do a search for the words homosexual and gay and jump into each of those threads so he can be the authority on being gay or something? I understand that he is gay. Everyone on this board knows that. I knew that way back when I had like 10 posts. But god almighty it seems like his sole purpose in life is to fend off any negative vibes towards being gay or something.
I know this was not a very good pit rant because I am not even bitter towards the dude about it. I have more of a “Jesus man, we get your point. Gay is good. Cock is good. Hooray for gay. etc…”. Let some of the newbs fight it out once in a while instead of dropping your 6000 post boot into the thread.
I know I am really gonna get assfucked over this one because I know he is adored on this board almost as much as guinistasia and I am more of a lurker who likes to talk about dumb shit and read other peoples smart shit. But I just wanted to say my piece here.
Seriously though. I dont think he sounds like an asshole (most of the time) and he sounds very smart (most of the time). Its just in every thread about anything gay or cock related he is there. Its mystical…
I am probably in over my head here picking such a high profile doper to Pit out on, but it should be fun to watch the pile on huh? I was gonna make a thread titled “NASCAR is fun” and have my only word in the post be “gay” and see if he popped up to reply, but I know that testing shit is frowned upon here so I didnt.
Well, I’ll jump in before the pile-on just to let you know that while I’m not really annoyed by it, I’ve noticed the same thing. You might want to do a search for the Esprix one-trick-pony threads. I believe there was a rant or two dedicated to this very topic.
I would venture that, since Esprix posts a lot, you’ll find him in a lot of threads. He probably keeps an eye out for those that are discussing homosexuality, as he has a vaunted interest in making sure that some 15-year-old homophobe-in-the-making doesn’t show up and say something like “Those fags are all child rapists” or something.
Along the same vein, I post to a vast plethora of threads, but you’ll almost always see me appear in a Star Wars thread, Gun Control thread, or TMI thread. But it’s not like I need to search for those… they’re appearing all the time.
Don’t worry, you’re certainly not the only person to bring this up, let alone notice it. I don’t really have anything against the guy, but it does get a little old. Still, like SPOOFE says, people do stick to what they know. I can think of a thread type or two that you would tend to see me in.
Hmm… something just occurred to me. If Phlip is noticing Esprix in all the gay threads… then Phlip, too, must also be looking in all the gay threads.
Hmm…
Perhaps Phlip is Esprix’s antithesis… the Antiqueer, if you will? His only goal… destroy his nemesis Esprix… and then, the UNIVERSE!!! (Cue cheesy villain music)
I have seen threads go from one topic, basketweaving for example, and some how turn into a gay thread. A good catalyst for that change is when someone says “Basket weaving is gay”. Then you can hear the SWOOSH as Esprix swoops into the thread to ask how basket weaving can be gay since baskets do not have cocks, nor can they suck cocks, or something similar. I think this happened to me one time actually. Ill have to look it up if I get bored. Then the thread moves forward in the usual hijacked thread sorta way.
For some reason any time I see a thread with something referring to homo’s or queers I look to see who the last poster is and it is mystically Esprix. This can be compared to SPOOFE seeing a thread about Star Wars and going in to comment. This is normal, I guess I cant bitch about a gay guy going into threads titled “Gay Gay Gay, Hey Hey Hey,” or anything like that.
Somehow he sniffs out threads that do not have subjects that even hint at having a homosexual theme and unleashes his lessons on the pitiful poster who said basketweaving is gay.
But we all know that basket weaving cant be gay because a basket does not have a cock, nor can it suck a cock.
You might have gotten away with using the word “queer” (singular) around here, but I just can’t see your use of the term “homos” (with or without an apostrophe" flying…
You used the word “gay” twice as a negative in relation to the OP; another poster put Esprix’s name in their post so the thread would show in a vanity search in th hope that either Esprix or another gay poster would challenge your use of the word in that context.
I don’t know of any dictionary which defines “gay” as “petty, trivial, pathetic” or any other such characteristic implied by your use of it on your post, so you can’t even claim legitimate usage of the word. You chose to use it as a negative adjective in a context which is ONLY used by people who seek to imply that “gay” itself is somehow negative.
Would you have called a rant “black” or “Jewish”? Didn’t think so.
If that’s your best example of Esprix hijacking a thread to proclaim his sexuality, you might want to be more careful about the way in which use use the word “gay” in future.
meh, he turns up in threads about homosexuality about as much as I do in threads about Ireland or DDG does in GQ with a google link. Its just something we know about and speak about.
Jk.