Well? I ever commented on one of your posts that I recall. I don’t know who you are or why I should care.
Are you just one of those hit and run posters we read so much about?
Tell me. What did I say that you take exception to.
::pulls up a lawn chair and cooler::
This could be fuuuuuun…
Somebody’s gonna get flamed!
::Makes popcorn and gets comfy::
::sets up lawnchair next to Rasa::
I’ll swap you some Mike’s Hard Lemonade for some of what you have. Oh boy, this is going to be good. This is the first time I’ve managed to get a front row seat for one of these.
I wonder how long before Jester sets up the concession stand.
::Pulls out a Mike’s and offers some chips to Rasa::
AM/PM, I don’t know if you’re guilty or innocent, but taking on Esprix is bold, indeed. Never-mind his popularity, never-mind his post count, go look at some of his pit-posts. Deadly with a phrase, is Esprix. Hope you’ve got your ducks in a row, or you’re gonna take a beatin’.
Oh, and what thread did this happen in? I missed it.
Ahem. Let me explain things to you AM/PM.
Every post of yours that I’ve seen has been a complaint about the way this board is run, or a dark warning that banned people can simply register under a new username.
It is my experience that low post count people who complain about the admistration of the board, and who have spent a lot of time pondering how and why people are banned, are typically–shocker ahead–returned banned posters.
I imagine you aren’t that sort, otherwise you’d have been kicked out already. I just want to explain why people might think that. And I imagine Esprix had similar thoughts to mine. If you aren’t a returned banned poster, and you hate the way the board is run, then…well, I imagine that you can figure out what to do.
Tranquilis, it was in Fenris’ You BANNED Mu-Mu? ALL MODS ARE COMMIES!
Ah, right. Thank you.
:::Brings a plate of fresh baked cookies to share and her current novel, curls up in a chair to read until Esprix gets here. :::
Tis a bold move, AM/PM.
::motions to Rasa::
Is this space taken? OK.
::sets out lawn chair::
I’ve got my Dr Pepper and my O Brother, Where Art Thou? soundtrack playing.
Esprix will be here any minute now…
[Willy Wonka]
The suspense is terrible…I hope it will last.
[/Willy Wonka]
While I won’t speak for our dear Esprix, I’ll suggest that it probably has something to with your foaming-at-the-mouth insistance that “There’s no real banning going on here”, a message that you seem to slip into every single fucking thread in which the word “ban” is mention. I think I even saw you say your infamous, one-trick line after someone mentioned a particular brand of deodorant.
Lessee, you quoted the exact same phrase in this thread in this thread and this thread, which seemed to be an extension of your past behavior. You want I should I search even farther back, I’ll only be too happy to, big guy.
If you don’t want to be called on for saying something stupid, then don’t say something stupid.
::checks his watch::
Yep - Any minute now…
You people in the front row better pull up your splash guards, this could get messy…
Any word on whether or not Esprix’s new pet Eduardo is alive or not? Cuz that might make this even more interesting…
I brought the plastic from the last Gallagher concert Meek. It’s big enough for three or four people. Sorry, I just couldn’t get the watermelon smell out of it though.
Ladeeezzzz and Gennelmen!!!
In THIS cornah :: points :: ------------------>
we have Esprix, beloved Doper, creator of the “Ask the Gay Guy” threads, thoughtful person, and all around good guy. He’s got FAR too many good posts to pick samples, just do a search. If nothing else read the “Ask the Gay Guy” threads for wit, insight, humor and charm, but any thread you pick has an excellent chance of having a gem of wisdom or humor from Esprix
In the OTHER cornah :: points :: <------------------
we have AM/PM. Some of his posts include
An attack on Coldfire
A “banned posters return” crack, plus flaming in ATMB
A post where he flames Pepperlandgirl(!!) because she suggested not engaging in bad behavior. And a return of the “banned posters return” song
An attempt to flame Hamadryad (She wins)
A flame of Chief Wahoo (aka August West). Again AM/PM loses. (This one’s a classic as Am/Pm shows he doesn’t know how to add.)
And another refrain of “banned posters return”
And as the fight gets ready to start, we have to ask: Will the SDMB’s beloved “One Trick Pony” be able to defeat the board’s “One Note Whiner”?
Let’s get ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuumble!
Utterly Unbiased Fenris
(PS Rasa: Eduardo’s joined the Insect Swarm Invisible.
oooh! 'Spree’s gonna make a mincemeat pie! How exciting! AM/PM, you notified your next of kin?
Fenris said:
I am afraid you are mistaken sir. A scorpion is not an insect. It is an arachnid, just like spiders and… uh… some more spiders. Is it just me or do they look like they’d be good with some butter?
Ooohh, man…
::Sits down on a pillow to get a really good view::
Eating…scorp…urk
:: barfs ::
And (fighting ignorance aside) who cares what it is? It’s a bug! Squish it! (I kinda thought it was, but I wasn’t sure. Thanks for the info)
Fenris