Man-o-man the suspense is killing me. And Fenris, thanks for the links–I got tired of keeping track of the one-note snivelling. This should be good…
Who likes Pie?
Well, if that’s your reaction to eating bugs, I’ve got some distressing news for you, Fenris my friend.
You know how when you squish a big bug, the guts are white? And you know how lobster and crab are white?
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Stoid
In a strange mood today.
(checking my watch)
Uh, does Esprix have a social life or something? I’m not waiting all night.
Esprix: Thanks for this one!
Funniest damn thing EVER on this site.
Pfui.
Lobsters ain’t bugs.
They’re crustations.
God intended for people to eat crustations.
God didn’t intend for people to eat bugs.
I’m sure it’s somewhere in the bib…
:: shoulder Rabbi (like a shoulder angel, only more Jewish) appears, interrupts ::
Hey, Fenris! Are you meshungina? Lobsters are trayf! G-d specifically said not to eat them!
:: shoulder Rabbi disappears ::
Um…(trying desperately to rationalize and regroup)…
HA! Lobster guts are green…Lobster meat is white, so look at it this way (since analogies are always true):
Lobster meat is white
Chicken meat is white!
So Lobsters=Chickens in BUG SUITS! HA!
Fenris, who, in a fit of nostalgia, ate Mrs. Paul’s Fish Sticks and Crab Cakes for dinner tonight and is trying hard not to think of Eduardo’s innards. Urk.
Man brother, you got taste!
AM/PM, come down off that cross. If there’s going to be a fight we want to see it up-close. Besides, if Esprix has to pull you down it won’t go so easy. Think of it as Astroglide for your ego.
I have a cooler with some beer. Good beer, mind you. The burgers should be ready soon, and there’s a basket of potato chips next to the cooler.
Nearly 500 views, and not ONE word of support for AM/PM! That’s GOTTA hurt!
Fenris
Fenris, that is soooo mean. I shall offer AM/PM a word of support.
“Brace.”
As in, brace youself.
No pressure, Esprix.
::Stands on tiptoes to see over crowd of people::
Esprix isn’t here yet? Darn.
::Hangs out quietly at the back of the crowd::
Oh no, of course not :rolleyes: .
C’mon, guys. It’s Saturday night! What kind of pathetic loser would be wasting time on an internet message board instead of out partying all night?
I mean, besides me?
I just heard that 'Sprix was taken to the hospital. Apparently, he busted his gut laughing at the moron in the OP.
This has to be the most boring, non-violent, non-pile-on pile-on I’ve ever seen . . . you people with lawn chairs probably have bed sores by now.
AM/PM: “Are you just one of those hit and run posters we read so much about?”
Pfft. Anyone who reads the Pit often enough, and with any proficency, knows that Esprix isn’t a hit-and-run poster but a one-trick pony.
Oooh… can I have a cookie? I brought a really good book on Cults that I’d be willing to read aloud from while we’re waiting… do you think it’ll get bloody? 
:::Offers Abby a nice cold drink of her choice, and settles back to wait:::
-BK
::Strolls out of the shadows in which lurkers lay lurking::
Sure glad I didn’t miss anything, I’ll just sit
on the ground here, I Wouldn’t want to fall out of my
chair while helplessly giggling (evilly) at AM/PM’s
expense.
Which will inevitably happen once Esprix
get’s here.
Here, you can have one of my cookies, bobkitty. I got some milk, anyone want some milk? Can’t have cookies without milk, y’know.
plops down next to Hampster So, how’s it going? You lurk here often? gnaws on cookie How bloody you think it’s gonna get? Should I pull out an umbrella and raincoat?
Hey, where IS Esprix, anyways?
As galling as this is, I actually have to agree with Stoid on this.
Since a lobster is an arthropod, here’s the definition for that one from Merriam-Webster’s online dictionary:
While technically not an insect per se, the lobster is of the same class of critter.
Back in the days when I did eat meat, I actually consumed some roasted grasshoppers when living in Japan. Things tasted like BBQ potato chips.
Bon appetit (sp?)!