Well, I’ve never been one to avoid stirring up a little trouble (have I, Esprix?), so I thought I’d start a thread where anyone who’s been insatiably curious about what Esprix is like in “real life” can finally have their questions answered. Same basic rules as the “Ask The Gay Guys” threads. I’ll even be nice and allow Esprix to defend himself from anything his housemates might say (though we’ll wink knowingly and nod…
So, though I expect the volume on this thread to be light, let the questions begin!
No offense, but if you’d pay a little more attention to the forum descriptions, you’d probably see that this is more of an MPSIMS type of thread than a GD one. And welcome to the Straight Dope.
I’ll take your word for it (can I move it), but I figured since Esprix’s posts were in GD that this thread would be appropriate here as well. Mea Culpa, and thanks for pointing that out.
I would have to answer “no” to this one. After what he did to the fairies and kitties that were beautifully painted on the bedroom walls amidst a field of bright pink, I would have to say he has it out for cute pink things…
However, we almost never meet Esprix’s dates, as they all rush out of the house as quickly as possible. Esprix claims it’s because they’re too shy, or something about the “walk of shame.” Buy my theory has more to do with the quality of the visit…
