How camp is Esprix’s deportment, with 1 being John Wayne and 10 being Christopher Lowell?
jkusters:
Let me guess, esprix really isn’t gay, he’s just pretending because his housemates are all women, and his landlord wouldn’t approve of a straight guy living with two women.
I bet every week you guys have fun adventures for 1/2 hour or so.
Um, he goes up to 11.
Nah, I’d guess about 6.927348939928738493427634825
-JOhn.
Oh, damn! You found us out! Yep, my name is really Chrissy. Poor Mr. Roper, he just can’t deal with Esprix. Sends him all a-flutter.
-JOhn.
So, does Esprix sleep with stuffed animals?
Which way does he like the toilet paper to be placed?
Is he really a “one trick pony” as he is often called here?
Would you care to explain the significance of the terms used in that phrase, as regards him?
::: sits back grinning, wondering what response this will get :::
Talking about the Peter Pan guy, Esprix once said:
Do his housemates fit that description? Does Esprix?
Do the Gay Guy’s Housemates dig Liza? Bette? Barbara?
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Moving to MPSIMS.
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Nah, we’ve replaced the JOhn that Esprix used to know with new Folger’s crystals. Let’s see if he notices the difference…
Of course you’ve rubbed off on me. Now why don’t you go use that cream the nice doctor gave you for that skin condition, please?
-JOhn.
Thank you, kind god-like person. Now I don’t feel so out of place!
-JOhn.
Well, this was supposed to be a thread all about Esprix’s secrets, but since you asked…
jkusters: Haven’t tried yet, yes, and YES.
thomasm: Well, he’ll have to answer for his own damned self 
-JOhn.
“Weirder things with my breakfast cereal?”
Esprix definately fits that description. He’s about as fruity, nutty, and flakey as they come. Well, not so much flakey, but definately fruity and nutty.
His housemates are perfectly sane, rational, and completely unweird. No question about it.
-JOhn.
“One trick pony” is a phrase that could have a lot of meanings, and since I’m pretty lazy at heart, I don’t feel much like going through all of the threads where Esprix hangs out just to figure out what it means. Therefore, I will guess.
In Real Life[super]TM[/super], does Esprix only talk about one issue? Heavens, no. He has quite a wide range of topics that he speaks quite eloquently on. Why, off the top of my head, here’s but a sample of the topics on which Esprix and I have nearly daily conversation:
- Esprix’s Wardrobe
- Esprix’s Taste in Men
- Esprix’s Taste in Food
- Esprix’s Hair
- Esprix’s Tricks, er, Dates
- Esprix’s Pet Scorpion
- Esprix’s Jobs
- Esprix’s Bank Accounts
- Esprix’s Sex Life
- Esprix’s Life in General
So, no, I don’t believe that Esprix only talks about one thing.
-JOhn.
Is the Gay Guy really a slut or is he actually a shy homebody who knits scarves and bakes cookies for the
homeless sock puppets of the world ?
PS, please tell thomasm hi for me and thank him for responding to my post last night. Made me feel all warm
warm and fuzzy that he and I proved Esprix wrong :: d&r ::
Ah, a personal question. Well, I don’t know just how stuffed he likes them, but he definately sleeps with animals. Some of them quite wild. Thankfully, Esprix does play with his animals safely!
I’ll have to get back to you on that one. One needs to be sufficiently prepared to enter the inner sanctum that is Esprix’s bathroom. I haven’t recharged my gas mask from the last visit.
-JOhn.
Well, he desparately wants to be a slut, but unfortunately circumstances currently dictate otherwise. He has certain, um, challenges that make it difficult for him to pick up, well, let’s be polite and call them “dates.” You don’t know how much we have had to shell out just to find people willing to, you know, play with him. It’s really eating into our savings, I’ll have you know. But his heart is golden, and I’m sure those scarves and cookies are dearly appreciated. Make no mistake, he really cares about those homeless sock puppets. One has to look no further than the thread in the pit right now to see how generous Esprix is to those less fortunate than he. I’ll bet AM/PM will be nice and warm for weeks!
Will do, and with us around, you’ll have plenty more opportunities, I guarentee!
-JOhn.
Well, I wanted to make one thing clear. Though I may post as if I have something against Esprix, I honestly don’t. He’s a great guy, and I invited him back out to live with us for a reason. I honestly do appreciate him being a part of my life. The fact that I tease, taunt, and torture him ceaselessly is honestly only a facet of my distorted love for the, um, (searching for affectionate yet not dopey word) trollop.
-JOhn.
Well, yeah! I’ll tell you all their secrets! Nyeh!
So, John, he… he… he leaves his dirty socks… on the… floor…
Hrm.
OK, so, Michael, he… he… leaves a big cup of water… on the… table…
DAMMIT!
Esprix
Does Esprix really rock?