You know who you are, and it’s getting tiresome. Now go away and leave me alone, as I simply do not have the time to keep up with you all.
Thank you.
Esprix
You talking to me? You talkin’ to ME? YOU TALKIN TO ME?
Oh, I guess you’re not.
Never mind.
Pardon…I"ve ALWAYS wanted to say this:
Linkety-link-link-link?
Der Linktenstein?
Linkeroonionio?
Linkmaster 5000?
Link me over in the clover lay me down do it again do it again?
Linkiosity?
The Linkman?
The Lord of The Link?
Wiliam Shakespeare’s “The Tragedy of Link”
Clive Barker’s “HellLink”
“Link a virgin?”
I don’t have the courage to pick a fight with you, Mr. Esprix, sir.
“Does this bug you? I’m not touching you! What, what’s the matter, I’m not doing anything. You gonna cry, huh, you gonna cry?”
“MOMMM!!!”
Sir Link-a-Lot, the Pure?
God Bless AmeriLink?
Osama Bin Linken?
B-52 Linker?
Lather, Link, Repeat?
Where do you want to link today?
Link different?
You’re linking in it?
Ask Mikey, he links everything?
You linking to me?..You linking to me?.. You must be linking to me.
Maybe you should ask yourself why people pick fights with you. Is it because you pick fights with other people? That’s one way to “set the tone”. Most people who don’t pick fights don’t get picked on, you know.
Well as my grandma used to say, you can pick your nose but you can’t pick your fights.
Ooh, this should be fun to watch. Have you lurked much, RevisionistHistoryChannel?
Too bad I can’t hang around, it should be interesting.
Anyone else thinking of Braveheart right now?
"Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice?"
I hope you’re not standing by any open windows, my friend.
See?
Esprix
I think you enjoy the attention.
And the drama.
I think this thread started it:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94785
I like to pick my nose, pick my ears, even pick my butt sometimes. But don’t pick on Esprix!
If you have a problem, just tell him. But stop picking, ferChristsakes…
(except your nose, ears, butt, etc…)
Leander
Did you link my wife? DID YOU LINK MY WIFE?
I’ll make him a link he can’t refuse…
Look what they did to my link…
You take the blue link, the story ends. You take the red link, you stay in wonderland. And, I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
Roselink…
Fasten your seatbelts, it’s gonna be a bumpy link…
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a link
Mama always said life is like a box of links…. You never know what you’re gonna get.
I love the smell of links in the morning…
I’m sorry, I lost my head, I don’t know what came over me. I’ll stop now.
Unless, of course, you wanna fight about it.
Anybody wants a piece of Esprix goes through me. When I recently was having a very difficult time, struggling mightily with my emotions and sanity, I took leave of SDMB for a spell. One poster initiated contact with me to ask if I was all right, and to listen to me vent. One. And that one has my unswerving, uncompromising loyalty.
Thank you, Esprix.
Oh, am I the first? You’ll all hate me, but…
You ARE the weakest link, g’bye!! <d and r>
what you’re saying, in your whiny little voice is:
“BASTARDS! BASTARDS! LEMME ALOOOONE, BAAASTAAARRRRDSSS!”
Our answer–“No.”