Seriously - I’ve been in San Diego for exactly 14 days, and I’ve already had sex with Dom, Tom, Abid, Joe (all within the first four days of landing), Kris, Tommy, and I’m meeting Tom again in an hour and seeing Vince later tonight, plus I met Paul and he wants me to take him out on a date, which I most certainly am going to do.
Goodness gracious, is that too much? It is so hard to be me sometimes.
And every night I thank the heavens for America Online… 
Esprix
:eek:
::is immediately envious::
Good LORD. You’ve done it, hon. I’m speechless.
goes to sit in jealous corner with tiggeril
You hussy!
Yep, it definately sucks to be you.
I mean, you know, not that I didn’t get any in Philly, but still, this is exceedingly pleasant. When I visited here for two months in '98, I had 8 boys in 8 weeks (and that’s not counting the ones who came back begging for more).
And you know what else? It’s so cute when tops beg me to fuck them, I just can’t say no. Anybody else ever been in that situation?
Esprix
I’m shocked. I’m appalled.
[sub]ok, I’m jealous[/sub]
My heart is just bleeding for you, Esprix. You poor, poor man.
:::Persephone skulks off & joins the others in the jealous corner:::
:eek:
You slut, you!
[sub]I kid, of course![/sub]
The question arises, Esprix… Why?
I went to Arlington Texas (I am in Houston) once for a booty call, but damn dude. Dems a bunch of guys. Way to go!
::runs off to the jealous corner and joins the others::
If you’re young (or even if you’re old) and gay. That’s sort of par for the course.
Why not? I’m young, I’m single, I’m new in town, I’m fabulous, and the boys can’t get enough of me. It’s soooooo trying sometimes…
Esprix
While everybody else is feeling jealous, my first thought was “please, oh please tell me that you are using protection”.
When you answer that question for me, then I will go join the rest of the insanely jealous people standing in the corner.
wow
i think that pretty well sums it all up right there…
(computers don’t know how to sound awed)
Upham
Didn’t Dan Savage write in his “Savage Love” column a couple of months back that the trade-off for not being able to be legally married is the fact that gay guys can pretty much score some ass whenever they want?
Rock on, you horny bastard.
{bzzzt!} Wrong answer. Why do you people think that all gay people get laid all the time? Honey, I’ve had more than my fair share of dateless nights over the years, and I have as many gay friends in monogamous relationships as I do straight. Of course, if thinking that queers get laid more than straights makes you jealous, then by all means, think whatever you please… 
Now, as to why I get laid a lot, it’s because I can, and I choose to. So nyeh.
Did I mention I have two dates tonight?
Esprix
In America, any girl who looks half-decent (not calling Esprix half-decent looking) can get laid every night if she wanted to, a guy who is just as decent looking and wanted to get laid just as much, would probably only get laid once evry 2 weeks.
Only in America.
By all means, join them. This is the Gay Guy you’re talking to, Master of Safe Sex, King of Condoms, Bearer of Lubricants, and All Around Hot Sexy Guy.
Unsafe - indeed! :mad:
Esprix
Um, not sure what your point is, but I’m wondering what this has to do with me (a guy) getting laid a lot (by other guys)?
Your sig line makes more sense now…
Esprix