Um…because he can, sk8rixtx. Duh.
Meanwhile, I had Shadowfox’s same first reaction. Now that you’ve disclosed your Mastery of the Lube and Latex, party on. 
:eek:
[sub]also speechless[/sub]
Esprix, I think what Mercutio is trying to say is you’re a girl. Who’s a guy.
This should be your sig.
And isn’t it patently impossible, per regulations of the SDMB, to get laid too much? That’s like there being too much beer at a dopefest, no?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
sobs in frustration
Thank you, matt. I was WONDERING what the hell your reaction would be…
we were too.
dewt and Dylan
:: patting matt on the shoulder ::
Good god man! You’ve deflowered the Backstreet Boys!
Thank you for sharing! Its good to know someone has stuff working for them.
Okay, Espie, you’re taking other peoples share of the sex that’s going around.
I want my booty! Cry!
You know, so long as you’re happy and able to walk, there is no such thing as too much sex.
And I hate you with a vile, seething passion, Esprix. 
Dammit. I have enough trouble just getting dates. I didn’t need to read this thread. . . 
I’m gonna pack up my machine gun and mortar and go home.
::moves over to the jealous corner::
Tripler
This sucks. . .
Remind me not to move to LA anytime soon. Any town with that much permiscuity has got to have a high STD rate. I’ll just stay right where I am, where I haven’t been laid in how long? I don’t even want to think about it.
Lucky bastard.
Then again, I am having lunch with a really cute witch tomorrow morning. Ask me how it turns out.
We’re sorry, Tristan is unable to post at this time, as he is currently switching teams to insure an occasional interesting weekend…
sorry, I’m back now… sigh
Someday, I will find the Island of Horny Women. When that happens, I will have to forward my e-mail to Exhaustedman@IOHW.com.
In the meantime, have fun, remain careful, and remember to keep us updated on the ahem body count…
Guys, guys, don’t sweat it. The exchange rate between homosexual sexual encounters to heterosexual encounters is like 50:1. It is simple economics. Exprix has get laid 50 times to equal one time for us hets.
It’s true!
Yes it is, damn it! I’m not listening to you, la, la, la! puts his fingers in his ears
Damn you, Dr. Lao…you just made me laugh so hard that I set off a coughing fit!
And I’m STILL in the jealous corner. Anyone want some beer?
Yeah, Falc. Pass me one.
Dammit, I sleep with a guy every freakin’ night and I don’t get laid that much! :eek:
Hourly check-in, folks: Please update your score card to reflect Tom (2nd time). I will update you as to Vince’s status when I get back.
Esprix
Ok… That’s just tacky dude.