GodDAMN! Espirix, see what happens when you get laid too much? You start to make mistakes and forget things and stuff!
oldscratch is a prime example–that above post that says it’s from me isn’t from me, it’s from him. He forgot to check to see if I’d used MY computer last… sigh
Let this be a warning to you! 
I’m getting laid too much? oh! :o
And you can always tell the difference between Rasa and I Esprix. I spell your name right.
Ah, to be young and single and gay again.
No, wait, I never was gay, and I never got laid back then anyway.
Not that I do that much now …
:: sigh :: carry on …
oh SHUT up!
>>>joins everyone in the jealous corner>>>
Yup, add Vince to the list. Two years hasn’t dulled his talents much.
{ahem}
Carry on.
Esprix
well, the is a Tom, you havent met a Harry (yet) and I needn’t mention Dick…
Shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
SHUT UP.
SHUT UP!!!
I’d say “Fuck you” but that’s been made redundant.
Ah, to have even one week of my life in which I was nothing but a highly desirable slice of sex-puppet flesh…
grasping heart You saw it, people! He won’t even talk to me now! I spent the best years of my life on that little blond hussy and now he’s in California fucking everything with a cock and he won’t even TALK to me!
You BOTCH!!! You bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!!!
Fuck you! I’m leaving!!
SLAM! stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp
rushes back in crying profusely, grabs Esprix’ leg in a death grip I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it! Come back, come back, come back, come back… sob
…Mmmm…botch…
Would it be tacky and inappropriate to join Esprix and say “So am I!!!” (of course, though, I’m straight and monogamous)?
[sub]I thought so![/sub]
offers matt a hug
I’m sorry, hon. hugs
Esprix
Very impressive, and I wish you all the luck in the world continuing it as long as you’re able and interested. I didn’t come close to the numbers you did and already found myself exhausted by the weekend and needing a large chunk of time to myself to recover.
So more power to ya… and no, I don’t think you’re getting laid too much. I think I’m getting laid too much. You’re still looking for more. I’m looking to curl up with a good book for a day or so.
-Doug
Esprix, you’re just the newest hunk-o-meat in town, so give it a few weeks and your numbers will slide back to normal. 
You’re getting laid too much??
Cry me a river.
:: grumble, mutter, sigh ::
:: goes to jealous corner and hands out beers for everyone to cry into ::
Since we settled the safe sex question, just let me add one more to the list … one word…MULTI-VITAMIN!!! … A good one.
damn…:eek:
I went to hawaii Wednesday & got leid three times, so there!
Theme music for Esprix, “Californication” by The Red Rot Chili Peppers.
Fletch takes his portable blender and bar to the unhappy corner, “Hey it’s margarita time!”.
Does this mean you’ll be too busy for “Ask the Gay Guy XXVII?”
::d & r::
Memorandum from Gay Agenda International™
Esprix:
You need to work on your sluttiness. We have minimum standards which you are not achieving. While it took me awhile to hit the three men per day average, with work, it was easily within my grasp.
We must not just make heterosexuals feel we get more sex than they do, we must make it spectacular and rub their noses in it. This is the only way to get converts.
We already have our stealth operative in another thread making men want blow jobs, now with adequate work, we can make the male breeders desire the blow jobs from us.
Keep up the good work.
The Big Dick,
Leader, Gay Agenda International™
And these $50 bills keep falling out of my pockets and seat cushions! And water no longer flows from my faucets, they’re all clogged by diamonds!