I think we need to address the issue of illegal immigration creatively. Why are these illegal immigrants coming to America? For money. We want them to stay home? Send them money. I suggest we raise taxes to the 99% level on all incomes, collect the money, and mail it to people in other countries. And while we’re at it, we should confiscate all of the guns people own in America and mail them to foreigners as well because they’re going to be carrying a lot of cash around and will need to be able to protect themselves.
Being as conservatives are outspoken in their opposition to illegal immigration and also support gun ownership as a means of self-defense, I expect this plan will receive bipartisan support and President Obama will be hailed by the conservative media. So it’s a win-win and Obama can use the political capital he’ll have earned to enact some future more controversial legislation that might arise.
I was pondering what I’d say on SNL if I was hosting it after being elected president for the second term. Then I realized these ideas were so good they should be brought to Barack’s attention so he can start working on them. Everyone is welcome to contribute their own ideas to my liberal criminally insane agenda.
Why do you want a gunshot? I suspect the Russians will in fact be killing many people as they take over, but they probably won’t be expecting people to queue up to get in front of the firing squad.
