But I haven’t seen any accusations that he was doing so behind her back. If there’s anything scandalous, thus far they both seem happy to cover it up with their fluffy feel-good announcement.
Dear Mackenzie
I think you’ve done a great job of staying out of the judgemental spotlight of fame. Keep up the great work. I’m sure you will do good things with your wealth, in your own quiet and unassuming way. Please don’t feel pressured to ‘put yourself out there’, to please the gawkers.
Condolences to the whole family during this painful period.
Good Luck!
I’m not sure that Mackenzie needs a lot of support. It turns out that when a couple has $140 billion between them, it’s possible to have an awesomely amicable divorce without too many worries about things like financial security or where one is going to live, or how one is going to support oneself. She and Jeff say they’re going to remain good friends. I bet Jeff will even continue to let her have free books for her Kindle! 
This made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
In the immortal words of Joey Tribbiani, “How you doin’?”
That’s for either Mackenzie or Jeff Bezos; I’m flexible.
Piker. (And it’s marked down, too! Only $28,294.47; was $33,287.62–you save $4,993.15! Free shipping! I bet you don’t even have to join Amazon Prime to get the free shipping, either.)
Dear Mackenzie,
I think this is the first I ever heard of you. I know almost nothing about you, but I gather you have more money than me. I hope this information is useful to you somehow. Thank you.
begbert2
Dear Mackenzie,
By all accounts, your ex-spouse Jeff is an outstanding corporate leader, innovator, media titan, and yet a genuinely nice guy. But I wonder if you could comment on the remarkable resemblance between his head and a 60-watt incandescent light bulb, and whether that has had any bearing on the state of your relationship.
Thanks,
Wolfpup,
(Always pursuing the deeper questions.)
Thoughts and prayers, Mackenzie.
What? No. I have no interest in more news space being occupied by rich people wanting publicity. If you become famous through accomplishing something that people admire, that’s one thing. But I don’t want to know anything else about your personal life based on your intent merely to attract the spotlight. There’s nothing wrong with leading a successful, comfortable, dignified private life.
Dear Ms. Bezos -
You must be lonely in your new situation. Have you considered the advantages of adopting a full-grown adult? College is already taken care of, and I am really good at remembering birthdays. And I promise not to embarrass you with scandalous episodes with women (or men).
Call me!
Regards,
Shodan
Dearest Mackenzie Bezos
Greetings and warmest personal regards. I am Jophiel, Head Vice-President of the Nigerian Export Petroleum Bank of Commerce and as I understand you are a person of greatest integrity and Christian regard I have a business proposition I feel you will handle equitably and fairly.
Poor MacKenzie has been cheated:
Jeff keeps 75% of Amazon stock as well as voting rights on the 25% of the stock she gets.
Jeff gets all her interests in The Washington Post and the Blue Origin aerospace company.
She is left with a measly $35.6 billion in Amazon stock.
Coo-roo-coo-coo, coo-roo-coo-coo, hoser.
And haven’t I seen him on Sesame Street?
Yes, he just needs a black cape.
Dear Mackenzie:
Thank you! You rock!