To Who it May Concern,
You think you have won a victory over the American people by using our airliners as weapons of terror and destruction. Well think again. The Amercian people can not and will not let this barbarous act go unpunished.
Think about it, if you are even capable of rational thought. I know that recent events seem to indicate against this possibility, but I urge you to try anyway.
Did you really think you could get away with this unpunished, you sick, twisted, evil, and pathetic excuses for human beings? Did you really think we’d just collapse and mourn the loss of life and make some futile gesture of outrage. Did you think nothing other than some random cruise missile attacks would be the end result, like after our embassies were bombed. I’m sorry, but this country has more strength and resiliency than that.
You saw what happened to Japan when they tried this, and they weren’t even attacking civilians. You’ll be lucky to get twice what Japan got. And we won’t help you to rebuild yourselves afterwards, either.
Again, think for a moment. Think about American history. This country was founded by self-righteous fundies fleeing from those who didn’t agree with them. Despite the hardships, the first colonists eventually built an almost self-sufficient culture on the coast of a mostly unexplored continent. When Britian tried to reign us in, we rebelled, and no matter how many cities they recaptured, how many of the colonists sided with the British, and how much suffering took place at Valley Forge, we won our independance, which we announced before we were even sure we could win.
Then we fought with ourselves to build a government, and sacrificed 600,000 of our own men and boys to hold the union together. Even when some isolated terrorists tried to throw us into chaos by shooting our president and attempted to kill the Secretary of State and the Vice President, we overcame them and held the union together, freeing the slaves at the same time. This was no mean feat, and the scars still stain us to this day, but we did it.
We ruthlessly crushed the native cultures in a fit of Manifest Destinyitis, and we build a shining country from sea to sea. We invented the very airplanes that you crashed into our buildings. When Hitler and his minions threatened the freedom of not only Europe, but that of every person on the planet, including your ancestors, we stripped our armed forces of weapons and sent them where they were needed. Even our civilians donated rifles and shotguns to the very people we fought to be free of, the Brits. We send men en masse overseas to free Western Europe and lost thousands on the seas as they manned the merchant ships which kept our allies supplied. We actually built more ships than the U-Boats could sink, and we built more airplanes than we needed, so many that when the war ended, many were simply flown straight to the scrap yard upon completion. We delevoped and used the atomic bomb on Japan, not to destroy their culture, but to save hundreds of thousands of lives that would have been lost if we have invaded Japan itself.
Once the Soviet Union sent Sputnik and Gagarin into space, we put much of our energy into sending men to the moon. We suceeded, not once, but nine times, and landed men on the moon on six of those flights. Even when Apollo 13 suffered catastrophic failure, we brought them home safely. We’ve also deployed satelites with enough resolution to see cars and campsites from Earth orbit, and remote probes to the outer reaches of our Solar System.
And even as the space race was at it’s height, we were trying to prevent a monstrous regime from imposing it’s own form of government by terror on the rest of the world. That struggle was often ludicrously misguided, but even though on many occasions we made ourselves look like idiots on the global stage and propped up people worse than those we were opposing, America carried the day and the Soviet Union collapsed. Since then, we’ve sent piles of money and economic aid to help rebuild Russia.
We sent troops into Iraq to liberate Kuwait, most likely since we were interested in keeping gas prices low. We’ve sent envoy after envoy trying to solve The Troubles in Northern Ireland and broker peace in the Middle East, and no matter how many times we fail, we keep going.
American are the Cockroaches of Democracy, you just can’t get rid of us. We’ve infested every corner of the globe with cowboy hats, McDonald’s, F-16 Jet Fighters, horrible Starbucks coffee, Mickey Mouse, Boeing 747s, Elvis songs, Jeeps, M16 Rifles, Nike Sneakers, Coca-Cola, Friends, John Wayne and the U.S. Dollar. If you think we’re going away now because of your attacks, you are very wrong.
We might just become the great satan, since you can be sure that we will find you and turn your lives into Hell on Earth.
Rest assured, my friend, we will find you and either bring you to justice before the entire world, or send you to your maker quicker and much less painfully than those in the planes you hijacked or the buildings you crashed into.