That’s nothing. I saw Naked Boys Singing. Now that was my kind of show.
How about the silver guy? His clothes and even his skin are painted silver, and he stands still like a statue in Times Square, then abruptly changes position. I saw him walking through the 42nd Street subway station once. I guess even Silver Guy’s gotta get to work somehow.
Y’know, I was going to refer to him as The Naked Cowboy but I thought that would be misleading…since he’s not exactly naked.
I think I’ve seen the silver dude. Probably.
And I gotta say, the giant Toys R Us in Times Square is fun to walk around in.