An SDMB carol in the spirit of the season

Feel free to contribute your own.

Og rest ye merry, mod’rators
Let not your hearts grow weak!
Remember our dear Cecil
Gives counsel once each week.
He is “the world’s smartest human,”
That fount which all should seek.
Oh, tidings of knowledge and wit,
Knowledge and wit!
Oh, tidings of knowledge and wit!

“Og bless us Dopers, every one!”

Oh Deck the Halls with Books of Cecil
Fah la la la la, lah la la la
In the hopes that surely he will
Fah la la la la, lah la la la
Buy some servers and some software
Fah la la la la lah, la la la
'Ere surfing I won’t pull out my hair
Fah lah la la lah, la la la lah.

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I am soo getting coal this year.

We wish you a merry Dopefest,
We wish you a merry Dopefest,
We wish you a merry Dopefest,
And a good IMHO game.

Much knowledge we bring, to all of your kin,
Cecil Adams is the smartest human on Earth!

Cecil Bells
Cecil Bells
Cecil all the way
Oh what fun it is to fight ignorance every day! Hey!

O Come, O Come, You Man We Call Cecil,
And answer random questions to kill
The cat that died of curiosity,
O never mind, the staff’ll do it free.

Rejoice! Rejoice! O man we call Cecil,
Gave cause to us to party virtual.

Ly.