First off, how many of you expected a hobbit related thread???
Well, it isn’t I’m afraid to say. It’s actually referring to the christmas office party I’ve been invited to, and I don’t even work for the company! 
I get the coach with all the employees, get the free 3 course meal and the free drinks as well as a free night in the hotel it’s being held in!!!
Yay for free stuff 
This all started when I told a mate I would come out with him to a works pary as I already knew the girl leaving and the boss took a shine to me (after a few of these do’s she offered me a job in the company)
I leave in about 16 hours, lotsa time to get pretty.