An update on the conspiracy by the evil empire!

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We all know about those Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

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1. Why were a handful of rebel fighters able to penetrate the defenses of a battle station that had the capability of destroying an entire planet and the defenses to ward off several fleets of battle ships?

2. Why did Grand Moff Tarkin refuse to deploy the station’s large fleet of TIE Fighters until it was too late? Was he acting on orders from somebody to not shoot down the rebel attack force? If so, who, and why?

3. Why was the rebel pilot who supposedly destroyed the Death Star reported to be on the Death Star days, maybe hours, prior to its destruction? Why was he allowed to escape, and why were several individuals dressed in Stormtrooper uniforms seen helping him?

4. Why has there not been an investigation into allegations that Darth Vader, the second-ranking member of the Imperial Government, is in fact the father of the pilot who allegedly destroyed the Death Star?

5. Why did Lord Vader decide to break all protocols and personally pilot a lightly armored TIE Fighter? Conveniently, this placed Lord Vader outside of the Death Star when it was destroyed, where he was also conveniently able to escape from a large-sized rebel fleet that had just routed the Imperial forces. Why would Lord Vader, one of the highest ranking members of the Imperial Government, suddenly decide to fly away from the Death Star in the middle of a battle? Did he know something that the rest of the Imperial Navy didn’t?

In the video of the Death Star’s destruction, Lord Vader clearly exclaims “I have you now” then fires two shots. Those shots never impact — anywhere. Were they merely “added” to the “official” video after the event to make it appear that Lord Vader had at least attempted to fight off his alleged son?

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How can all this be just incompetence and coincidence? IMPOSSIBLE!

The most important question of all is why would a shadowy group in the Empire want to destroy such a technological wonder? Is it an excuse to invade Hoth and steal their oil; a planet which didn’t have anything to do with the attacks. Or is it to take away your religious freedoms to practice the dark side of the force? As incredible as this sounds it makes more sense than the official story.

UPDATE: No Death Star destroyed over Endor!

Recent actions have compelled many to update that report, we are grateful for the end of the empire, but the official explanation of the destruction of the second Death Star is even more silly!

Really, what fools they think we are? If a Death Star had been blown over Endor then an Ewok holocaust could have been the result:

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

But what did really happen? Watch the evidence!

Return of the Jedi - Sebastian Shaw as the ghost of Anakin Skywalker

Furry dancing creatures at the end points to the scary truth: Whatever was destroyed, it was provably not the Death Star II! And notice how the original records were changed! Different song, and Darth Vader was changed! For sure an effort to make everyone like the returning Jedis even more! This evidence generates may questions.

What happened to the Death Star II?

Can you explain how millions of tons of metal burned safely in the atmosphere of Endor?

How could those furry critters defeat the best troops of the empire?

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss…

The real history will be embarrassing to the new republic and the new Jedi that are trying to impose a new universal order, we can see that the evidence leads to the conclusion that the new republic has still the new Death Star under their control and is hiding it! They will stop at nothing to use it against the brave people that are finding the truth!

Tip of the hat to Websurdity and the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF) Forums in their efforts to debunk the 9/11 conspiracy yahoos.

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I forgot to mention the most convincing piece of evidence:

Emperor Palpatine reads “The Pet Banta” to young Sith while the death Star is being attacked. He would continue to read for 5 full minutes before leaving!