An update on the conspiracy by the evil empire!

We all know about those Uncomfortable Questions: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

UPDATE: No Death Star destroyed over Endor!

Recent actions have compelled many to update that report, we are grateful for the end of the empire, but the official explanation of the destruction of the second Death Star is even more silly!

Really, what fools they think we are? If a Death Star had been blown over Endor then an Ewok holocaust could have been the result:

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/holocaust.html

But what did really happen? Watch the evidence!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S2auEHR4rg

Furry dancing creatures at the end points to the scary truth: Whatever was destroyed, it was provably not the Death Star II! And notice how the original records were changed! Different song, and Darth Vader was changed! For sure an effort to make everyone like the returning Jedis even more! This evidence generates may questions.

What happened to the Death Star II?

Can you explain how millions of tons of metal burned safely in the atmosphere of Endor?

How could those furry critters defeat the best troops of the empire?

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss…

The real history will be embarrassing to the new republic and the new Jedi that are trying to impose a new universal order, we can see that the evidence leads to the conclusion that the new republic has still the new Death Star under their control and is hiding it! They will stop at nothing to use it against the brave people that are finding the truth!

Tip of the hat to Websurdity and the James Randi Educational Foundation (JREF) Forums in their efforts to debunk the 9/11 conspiracy yahoos.

I forgot to mention the most convincing piece of evidence: