**ERE SHIT JULYS
USHER JET I SLY
HEY JET IS SLUR
SEELS SHIT JURY
HI JERSY SLUT **
Out of the many…
I anagramed my real name:
Dr. Ana Jot
Jordan Ant
Username came up with crap, but my IRL is interesting…
Momentary Rash
or
Rearmost Hyman
My username brings…
I haven’t art.
A van hitter.
That ravine.
And if I ever were to snitch on the Russian mafia, I’d be Ivan the Rat.
I’m a con
In coma
Using just Derleth:
DR LETHE
Using August Derleth: (My namesake’s full name.)
A ED THE RUG SLUT
A GUTTERED SHUL
A DR THE TUE SLUG (A GP that doubles as a gastropod on Tuesdays.)
RAD ELUTE THUGS (What does elute mean?)
DRAT HUGEST LEU (It doesn’t like lieu’s biggest bathroom joke thread, eh?)
Limiting to two words gives you better results with the longer word:
REGULATED TUSH
HATTED REGULUS
LAUGHS UTTERED (It thinks I’m funny! :))
SLAUGHTER DUET
TURTLEHEAD GUS, a really shitty guy.
Oat Hold
Hot Load
Or: “Put your hot load in my oat hole.”
But that’s just wrong. 
Gofer to do CEO!
Ego too forced
Coed foe? go rot!
Good toe force
Fed CEO goo-rot
By the way-- my location is an anagram of… location
New York Times: REEKS `I’M TOWNY’ 
London Times: OLDEN MIST? NO. (The famous London fog has been cleaned up. (There was a big disaster with inversion layers and coal smoke in the early 1950s. Air pollution laws now prevent the kinds of fogs Sherlock Holmes stories were set in.))
(I couldn’t find anything remotely intelligible for `Washington Post’.)
Daily Globe and Mail: ADDABLE GAY MILLION (I always wondered about their accountants. :D)
Havre Daily News: A WALDEN, SHIVERY (My hometown Paper Of Record. It pretty much describes Havre. :))
This is way more fun than it should be:
DROP A LOON
ON A POOL DR
RADON POOL
PARDON LOO
LOO PORN AD :eek:
PRO ONLOAD
LOAD NO PRO
ORLANDO OP
LOAN DROOP