(inspired by MagicalSilverKey’s “SDMB Bizarro World” thread)
MagicalSilverKey → SilverieGlamYak
oldscratch → scold chart (doesn’t make sense, but he’ll probably appreciate it more than “lad’s crotch” 
no offense!)
what else can you come up with? I tried my own name, but there aren’t many letters to work with…
Phobos → sob hop, posh b.o., b.s. hoop
Strom…NO! E!
Mr. Stone
Of course, I screwed that up. I don’t have 2 O’s in my name.
I’ll go home now…
Um…Tak? Akt? I always have problems with this game. runs away in tears
Well, I doubt you could do much with Zyada, but my IRL name anagrams to “A brain”
Read yuk.
Hehehehhehehehehhehehehe!!!
::scratching head in confusion::
Err…is Rymr a word?
And my IRL name only anagrams to the very mundane “an I” or “in a”
Curses
::thinking…::
Hi, Tekt! Hit Ket?
Better yet, K-tithe. A thousand alms for me! 
Ok, I cheated - I went to
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
but here they are:
A ERR IF
RAE FIR
ERA FIR
EAR FIR
ARE FIR
REAR IF
RARE IF
and my personal favourite:
FAR IRE
Fierra
& this is the same for IRC (what server is #straightdope on anyway?) & my ICQ (I think - I’ll check tonight)
Anagram for my user name:
I TORN
IN ROT
TIN OR
IT NOR
IT RON
I’ve also done my real name. My favorite is “Pagan ill soul”.
Joes OP
I PIN LEPER is pretty cool, but the one that really captures my personality is:
NIPPLE IRE.
ABNER NEON
BAN NOREEN
BEN OR ANNE
NEAR BE NON
ANN BE NERO
ANN BEE RON
ANN OR EBEN
Well that makes this game all too easy! But it’s a cool link - thanks!
I tried my name there and got…
HOB SOP
SOB HOP
PBS OOH
hmm…I DO like PBS!
Here’s a few for me.
LARCH EEL
CALL HERE
ALL CHEER
A sampling:
SPINDLE NON
LEND INN SOP
LEND PIN SON
END INN SLOP
SEND INN LOP (well, I do think rabbits are cute)
SLID PENN ON
OLD PENN SIN
SOLD PEN INN
You can also get DL NO PENIS, whatever that means.
My IRL first name becomes HIP LIP, which isn’t too bad.
SHE SPOT
SHE POST
SHE STOP
HESS OPT
HESS POT
HESS TOP
SETH SOP
SET SHOP
SET POSH
I’m so embarrassed…
I asked the experts since I couldn’t do it on my own…
Me snort
Set norm
Much better than anything I came up with!!
Well, I’m all to familiar with the “Sea Lemon” anagram…
A few others (Taken from that cool site)
As Leo Men (Hey, I AM a Leo! Go figure)
As lone me
An lose me
Mason eel
Sam Leone
Sea melon
Sane mole
Amen sloe
Mean sole
Sale omen
you people who use anagram generators are pathetic. You probably make microwave pancakes too.
I’ve posted some of these on the boards before, but what the heck. (they’re all home-grown too)
CHEF TROY =
[LIST[li]FEY TORCH (I’m carrying one of these for matt_mcl)[/li][li]C OR HEFTY (which brand of trash bag should I buy?)[/li][li]TYCHO REF (a sporting official who lives in a crater on the moon)[/li]][li]FORT YECH (the nastiest army base in the country)[/li][li]HE FRY COT (nothing to eat here at Fort Yech except these camp beds…pass the ketchup)[/li][li]FETCH ROY (he’ll eat anything, even fried camp beds)[/li][li]HE OFT CRY (I do NOT! That’s SO mean! starts to blubber)[/li]Try to top THOSE with your anagramming ironmongery!
(Oh, and you should see some of the hilarious ones I came up with for Democritus…)