According to anagrams of my name, I am either a shaky, deceptive runt or a dusky, retentive hunk. Poetically, I like to think of myself as a psyche adventure kit, living under that unperceived sky.
Evidently, I have an elfin rear. How svelte of me. Unfortunately, I suffer from renal fire. After that, I had to add my middle name to get anything interesting. Masses flee in inferable terror at my ferret brain lore.
I leave you with this advice: Refer rot el brain
Apparantly, I’ve got BLACK NERVES. Or, failing that, i can have a VERBAL NECK.
I also tend to SLACKEN VERB
hmm. I’ve too short a name, I think…
My real name generates a vast amount of anagram garbage, with one “real” phrase outstanding: When Elks Tip. I think it can be the basis of a Fox “reality” show. They’d follow forest creatures into fancy restaurants and see how big a gratuity they left.
My SDMB name gives Calm Ham Ace, and we all know what cheap tippers they are.
Can’t work out the anagrams for yourself? Try this site.
Thanks, Early Out – a much better site than the ones I checked. From it, I learn that my real name also gives Nephew’s Kilt and He Knew Split and Whitens Kelp (“Madge! How do you get your Kelp so White?”). It also makes Help Stew Kin (“Where’s Uncle Dave?”) , Help Wet Inks (“Somebody get me a paper towel!”), and Help! We Stink! (no comment necessary).
Not much better for CalMeacham, though, which evidently has a bad set of letters. Clam Am Ache suggests a subliterate sequel to Green Eggs and Ham.
Uh oh. My name, anagramed, MEANS SLAP ME. :eek:
Or SEMEN PLASMA! :eek:
i’ve tried to anagram my real name, but it never added up to much.
Elvis Costello’s real name, on the other hand, Declan Patrick McManus, is an anagram of “A damn Celtic punk…scram!”
LABIA DELI MINE JOUR
ARAB JELLIED IONIUM
MULDER ALIEN AI JOB I
With my short SDMB handle, I can only get “Annex E.T.”. (manifest destiny, anyone?)
Short name, I guess I can give Meal Hints, or if I want to go with my full name, I’m reminded that:
Laugh In? Live in asthma, or perhaps
In evil laugh - In asthma
Words to live by.
ROFLMAO! 
My first and last names give INBRED JEW MAN
What I learned from that site was that a “z” really limits your anagram possibilities.
All I can ask is, Did Zeus stink?
southerner
need I say it?
Band Name!
My name gives me-
I’m a Chile uncle
Clinical emu, eh ? (sounds like a band name)
and
A Cecil line hum
I come up with DELVE EN GO, which sounds like a phone-in excavation service, and EDEN GLOVE, which is either a chic 1940s glove manufacturer or a condom.
. . . Oh, yeah, and *GELD EVE NO. I’m not gonna touch that one . . .
Apparently, I was well named, for anagrams. These are some of the better ones.
CALM LIVENED - the philosophical me, I guess
CALM NED EVIL - the peacemaker me - just chill, Ned
CLAM DEVIL NE - great name for a seafood restaurant!
CAN MELD EVIL - one my many talents
MALDEN CLIVE - my lame poker playing nickname
MADE VIC NELL - and, don’t think Vic was happy about it, either!
AC MIND LEVEL - I just really like this one - haven’t figured it out, yet
CLEVELAND MI - Dammit! I’m lost, again!
VENDACE MILL - sounds like a winery, to me
CAVILLED MEN - aren’t all men nagged?
DECAL MELVIN - I don’t know what Melvin did, but this sounds like a pretty extreme response
I got ‘Vibrant grog stunts.’
Hmmm. Sounds more like a name for a daredevil.
okay, i did it:
“THAT MAN’S WHORE JUNTA”