Well, with just my first and last names, I am a black wall drench or, if you prefer, a bland clark welch. If you throw in my middle name, I become a bacchanal klan wall nerd, or perhaps a bandana clank crawl hell.
I like it.
The only anagram I ever worked out on my own (without the aid of a computer) that sort of makes any sense from my first and last name is BINARY CLOSED. Using the anagrammer in the link provided by Early Out I added my middle name and came up with a few more that, with a stretch, made some sense. The most notable one I saw in the list was A CAB SOILED REY WYNN.
Real Name:
A Rebel R.O.T.C. Op
Pole Brace Rot
Cobalt Ore Rep
Cobra Lee Port
Crab Tree Polo
PC Tool Bearer
Portable Core
Screen Name:
A Ghastlier Ton
A Relating Host
A Long Tea Shirt
A Teat Girl Nosh
A Hag lets in Rot
Ernst A. Goliath
Wingy Jar Hamster - Apparently I am the reason the boards go down…
Marrying the Jaws - I’m not letting anyone talented enough to be called “Jaws” get away. How YOU doin’? 
A Censured Groin
A Seducer Grin On
A Cues Dong Err In
Obviously, I need to apply to be a moderator:
ANAL SNARL MOD
We also have:
DROLL NASA MAN
and in the overly-appropriate category:
SNARL-MOAN LAD
and strictly in the " :eek: " category:
ALLAN’S MAN ROD
SARAN MAN-DOLL
ANAL MAN’S LORD
I seriously need to change my name or something.
AMERICA MILCH FEEDS JERK
AMERICA MICK JED HERSELF
and my current fave:
CARAMEL? HECK, DIE, SERF JIM!
A BOLTER REBORN
A NOBBLE TERROR (I think I will use this one! even if “noble” is wrong.)
RABBLE EN ROTOR
BARBER TOE LORN
ENABLER ORB ROT
and my Islamic name: ART BONER ORB EL
Using my full name, I get. . .
Isaac Rodeo Jews
A Ac Ride Jess Woo
A Jaws Iced Oreos
Hmm…
Kipper wins a jacket
Japan’s wicket piker
Jackie, swank tipper
Jacket warps pinkie
Or without my middle name:
Pepsi knitwear
My full name returns:
Skills in pub area
I kind of like it!
I was thinking acrostic rather than anagram when I first opened this. I always liked my acrostic, although a teacher sent it back to me with a “try again” written in the margin. Having Eaten All The Hamburgers, Ernie Ruptured.
From the link above, quite a few funny ones, but not a lot of sense.
bather we horn
a hebrew thorn
earthborn hew
spooje gets my vote.
Oh my God, I have found the only anagram really worth sharing:
ANSWER DYKE.
I have RICKEY MOANS :eek:
Full name
Try a cannon hen - wonder if Perdue is interested.
A canny net horn - haven’t heard of this instrument
Non anarchy net - website for the anal retentive
Drop the middle name
Chant on rye - just liked it
Canny other - my split personality
Ten Horn Cay - if I can’t retire to Italy, this will do
Post name
at once - I said NOW!
one cat - too easy
I can’t stop doing this! My mother is A LEWD BLACK LENIN. :eek:
Love,
I ATE MENU.
A CAB WHILE PENN
Whatever the hell that means.
Post name
Screamer Nun
(popular with the preists?)
ANAL PALM HEN
A LAPP MANN, EH?
Okay I did these myself but I like em better than what the link gave me.
Sincerely,
HELP, ANAL MAN
Well,
Tippsy Sheep Dabbler,
Steeply Barbed Hips,
Pebbly Pies Trashed
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