Anal Jihad

[blindboyard]

Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood Clerics Sanction 'Anal Jihad' for Lonely Militants...

According to the English translation of his remarks in a report on the Middle East Media Research Institute, preacher Shahin said: “We have recently heard of a new kind of jihad, called ‘anal jihad’. Do you know what that is? They practice homosexuality with one another, thinking, wrongly, that this constitutes jihad for the sake of Allah.”

More at the link.

I’m not sure what I’m pitting, to be honest.

I don’t mind homosexuality, so it’s not actually the Anal Jihad I’m pitting.

Maybe the term “Anal Jihad”? No, that’s amazing.

Maybe the opposition to the Anal Jihad? No, that’s par for the course with Islamists.

I’m not sure, but I’m certainly pitting something.

[Miller]

Anal Jihad? Is that Jello Biafra’s new band?

[Gatopescado]

I had some Taco Bell declare Anal Jihad on me.

[running_coach]

Anal Jihad is when you go to war on assholes.

[BrainGlutton]

@running_coach

Anal Jihad is when you go to war on assholes.

It involves deep-penetration strikes.

[Hector_St_Clare]

When I saw the title I assumed this was someone’s regretful remarks after eating too many chilie peppers.

[armedmonkey]

You’re citing “International Business Times” as a source? Jesus fucking Christ.

Those last three words aren’t a description of two dudes making the old “clickbait” with each other, by the way.

[elucidator]

This “clickbait” of which you speak? This is not known to my people. And we don’t want to.

[Mr.Miskatonic]

“No, no…they aren’t gay. They just have anal sex every now and then to remind them that the Prophet doesn’t like it!”

[Kobal2]

Well, it’s certainly one step better than Anal Blitzkrieg. But maybe we oughta declare an Anal Crusade in retaliation, just in case.

[eschereal]

For your wordplay enjoyment, the wiki thingy has this to say on jihad
Jihad means “to struggle in the way of Allah”… Jihad is an important religious duty for Muslims. A minority among the Sunni scholars sometimes refer to this duty as the sixth pillar of Islam, though it occupies no such official status.
So, there is a nice phallic symbol (pillar), and jihad, I have heard, is of described as an “inner struggle”, so, um, make of that what you will. But you should probably not over-analyze it.

[joyfool]

I couldn’t figure what the hell y’all were talking about because, for me, there was no OP. Then I remembered why. Excessive ridiculousness leads to the ignore feature. Duh.

[Amateur_Barbarian]

I thought I understood this thread, butt I was wrong. Sorry.

[John_Mace]

@blindboyard

I’m not sure what I’m pitting, to be honest.

Next time, could you figure that out before posting an OP?

[Ambivalid]

@eschereal

For your wordplay enjoyment, the wiki thingy has this to say on jihad
Jihad means “to struggle in the way of Allah”… Jihad is an important religious duty for Muslims. A minority among the Sunni scholars sometimes refer to this duty as the sixth pillar of Islam, though it occupies no such official status.
So, there is a nice phallic symbol (pillar), and jihad, I have heard, is of described as an “inner struggle”, so, um, make of that what you will. But you should probably not over-analyze it.

Lol. You said “duty”.

[running_coach]

@John_Mace

Next time, could you figure that out before posting an OP?

Which is worse? Him knowing or not knowing?

[Slithy_Tove]

Is this legit, or another story like one about the Egyptian law that allows husbands to have sex with their wives’ corpses?

[Revtim]

I demand the Obama administration start bombing now that we know they have weapons of ass destruction.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@Miller

Anal Jihad? Is that Jello Biafra’s new band?

Nah, he’s still playing with the Guantanamo School of Medicine.

[Guinastasia]

It sounds like the name of some low-budget porno.