True, but then prefacing just about any word combination with the word “Anal” produces the title of some low-budget porno : Anal Street. Anal Sword. Anal Chess. Anal Chrysler Building.
I rest my case 
Nah, this is the 21st Century. We’ll declare “Operation Anal Freedom.”
Band name?
d & r
No, brand name.
New! Anal Jihad Colon Cleanser! Wipes out that ‘inner struggle’!
I’m very anal about my jihad. As one should be. When you’re half-assed about jihad, you get stuff like that idiot on the airplane that set his underwear on fire.
Anal Jihad?
Allah Snackbar!
I saw Anal Jihad open for Turbo Negro in '93.
Yeah, but nobody else did. And you were warned about the brown acid.
try the peanuts
No peanuts, just corn.
Er, the opposition to the “Anal Jihad” isn’t coming from the Islamists…the preacher being quoted, Mazhar Shahin, is the one accusing the Islamists (specifically the Muslim Brotherhood) of carrying out the “Anal Jihad”.
And given Shahin’s long-standing animosity towards the Brotherhood (he was briefly suspended from his position at the Omar Makram Mosque last year for railing against Brotherhood control of the Egyptian government and religious establishment shortly before the army coup that ousted the Brotherhood from power, and earlier this year advised husbands to divorce their wives if their wives were discovered to be Brotherhood supporters), combined with the rather vague nature and purpose of the purported fatwa permitting “Anal Jihad”, I’m pretty sure he’s not actually basing his accusation on firsthand knowledge of some new pro-sodomy jihadi campaign being promoted by the Muslim Brotherhood, but is merely repeating a somewhat garbled version of this old Internet hoax story from a couple of years ago.
Their butt, for the grace of God, go I.
Isladomists?
It should go without saying that we gay people don’t want them any more than you guys do.
I thought this was going to about Jihadist pedants. I’m not sure how to react. But butt-sex can be kind of funny.
As what? An occasional get-together activity with neighbours?
A way to pass the time when you’re waiting for the bus?
Something that the Mrs. drags you along to for cultural refinement when you’d rather be watching football at the pub?
I always thought that the Middle East was sort of a dark place - the rear-end of modern civilization. If it wasn’t for the support of the Assahola of Iran they would be even worse off than they are.
And then send them to the gas chamber.
True fact: All the Shi’ites in Djibouti live around Lake Assal!
And yet a shade less complex than Anal Stürm Und Drang.