Anal Jihad

[Boyo_Jim]

@Freddy_the_Pig

I’m very anal about my jihad. As one should be. When you’re half-assed about jihad, you get stuff like that idiot on the airplane that set his underwear on fire.

Half-assed anal jihad? What kind of plug do they use?

[Insert Butthole Surfers joke here.]

[eschereal]

@Boyo_Jim

Half-assed anal jihad? What kind of plug do they use?

You had to ask

You just had to ask (NSFP)

[Boyo_Jim]

@eschereal

You had to ask

You just had to ask (NSFP)

Just can’t be. For a half-assed anal jihad, you need a half-butt-plug. Jesus is a butt plug and a half, at least.

[Little_Pig]

@Miller

Anal Jihad? Is that Jello Biafra’s new band?

Appears they are into both “Give Me Convenience AND Give Me Death.”

[Tangent]

@Boyo_Jim

Just can’t be. For a half-assed anal jihad, you need a half-butt-plug. Jesus is a butt plug and a half, at least.

Scroll down to the Baby Jesus butt plug.

:eek:

[elucidator]

@BrainGlutton

True fact: All the Shi’ites in Djibouti live around Lake Assal!

I just want to take a moment to commend all the Dopers who resisted the urge to a “Djibouti call” pun. This is the sort of mature good taste we are eager to encourage!

[Gatopescado]

@Tangent

Scroll down to the Baby Jesus butt plug.

:eek:

I will NOT!

[JRDelirious]

“Anal Jihad” sounds like the title of a bestselling series of gonzo porn DVDs.

[zoid]

I think we may have figured out what happened here.