Anal Sex is Unnatural

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Phelps would probably say you’ve been tricked by Satan. Or that God is testing your faith. Or something.

[Darqangelle]

*Originally posted by Der Kommissar *
You’re analogy is flawed.

…so’s your English…

[Miller]

I think it would be difficult to understand what Phelps is saying, what with the foam and the barking.

[kniz]

For whatever value it may have:
stick it up your ass is not a term of endearment.

[Dr.Lao]

*Originally posted by AlbertRose *
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originally posted by Esprix
…how big are your dumps? If any of them are significantly bigger than a man’s penis, you’re either getting fucked by some very lesser-endowed men, or you need to see a doctor about your bowel movements.

Don’t forget that gentlemen may also be rectified by women with strap-on…**

I think the proper term is either punt or bob. We will find out next week.

[urban1]

placement of the prostate just couldn’t be any more perfect If the human body was, in fact, designed to order by an all-knowing deity, these details are far too related to be coincidental.

Also, the buttal area is extremely rich in nerve endings; something that shouldn’t be necessary if it were used only as a refuse chute.

[Rog668]

*Originally posted by Der Kommissar *
**You’re analogy is flawed.

A computer keyboard is every bit as natural as a beaver’s dam.

But if you use it for the wrong purposes (such as downloading pictures of anal sex) then you’re a pervert.

Alles klar? (sorry, couldn’t resist)

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*** WHEW ****…

Beaver is still natural. Check. I gotta go, guys. I’ve got to go hollow out the tree in my damn lawn so I can hop in and canoe to the middle of the Boundary Waters (Minnesota thing) and have my way with all the beaver in the region.

• Rog

[elfkin477]

*Originally posted by Mekhazzio *
**The rear end is much better suited to receiving and stimulationg a penis than, say, the mouth or hand is. And it just so happens that a penis does an excellent job of stimulating the rump in return…particularly to other males. **

Well, since we’re discussing anal sex anyway…ok, I understand the whole prostate thing in men, but what about women? Assuming neither of them was doing anything else to stimulate her, would she get off?

[Esprix]

Women do not have a prostate, but some claim to enjoy the experience, prostate notwithstanding.

Esprix

[evilbeth]

*Originally posted by elfkin477 *
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I understand the whole prostate thing in men, but what about women? Assuming neither of them was doing anything else to stimulate her, would she get off? **

Sometimes, yes.

[Ben]

You know, I was just wondering:

what’s the record for the largest number of posts to a thread after the OP fled?

-Ben

[Patty_O_Furniture]

Originally posted by kniz:

For whatever value it may have: stick it up your ass is not a term of endearment.

Neither is “fuck you”. What’s your point?

[John_Kentzel-Griffin]

*Originally posted by ***ElvisL1ves **
Now, can someone PLEASE provide a good working definition of “unnatural”?

Unnatural adj. Something I would never consider doing. Like, for example. . . Umm. . . Well, I can’t think of anything off hand. Can I get back to you on that?