From one alien to the other: “Eeeewwww. The speciman’s humping my leg again!”
You obviously haven’t visited the Pit this week, where there are currently 3 threads (2 started by CosmoRed and one by ubyy (or something like that)) which rival if not exceed this one for pure, unadulterated, tin-foil-hattery, ignorance, special pleadings, Gish gallops, and general all-around foolishness.