So here’s the deal:
For reasons I’m not at liberty to go into, you and any of your loved ones who are willing must enter a Temporal Relocation Program. You have the choice of the Roman Empire under Augustus (or we could go a little later if you like, but the Pax Romana’s a safe temporal neighborhood), Golden Age of Greece (let’s say Athens after the death of Socrates when there’s a lull in the bloodshed), or Egypt (hard to pick from thousands of years, but we’ll give you a choice of the reign of Ramses II OR you can speed ahead a millennium and change and live in Alexandria ca. 100BC).
For any and all of the above you’ll be given all necessary vaccinations, independent wealth from farmlands owned (i.e. you won’t be a slave or have to be a slave merchant), a hidden cache of automatic weapons, a hidden modern toilet with septic tank, and modern antibiotics, all to be used only in the event of emergency. You’ll of course be given lessons to develop fluency in their language and basic customs. (You’re encouraged to keep a low profile, but in the event you become an enemy of the state somehow we will do all in our power to get you out, but
1- We’ll relocate you to a place of our choosing, and it might be 17th century Versailles or it might be prehistoric Scotland and either way you’ll deal with it
2- We don’t always answer the Temporal Phone
so you really need to piss off as few people as possible.
Which time/place would you choose and why?